# Thesaurus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 19, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309 "2016-07-19T12:24:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/481 "2019-11-30T05:28:49Z")

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1. _The person posting this only goes_ cold Thanksgiving Day main trajectory myself that your present interlocutor has but a singular, peculiar and unaccompanied toilsome journey from visit from the stork to sloughing off this mortal coil to squander for my the total number of minutes in a packed like small fish stored in a tin NBA game not separated by water states.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/482 "2019-11-30T08:52:31Z")

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1. The person posting this only goes cold Thanksgiving Day main trajectory myself that your present interlocutor has but a singular, peculiar and unaccompanied toilsome journey from visit from the _ephippiorhynchus senegalensis_ to sloughing off this mortal coil to squander for my the total number of minutes in a packed like small fish stored in a tin NBA game not separated by water states.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/483 "2019-11-30T16:05:38Z")

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1. The person posting this only goes cold Thanksgiving Day main trajectory myself that your present interlocutor has but a singular, peculiar and unaccompanied toilsome journey from visit from the ephippiorhynchus senegalensis to sloughing off this mortal coil to squander for my the total number of minutes in a packed like small fish stored in a tin NBA game not separated by _dihydrogen monoxide_ states.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/484 "2019-11-30T18:21:07Z")

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1. The person posting this only goes cold Thanksgiving Day main trajectory myself that your present interlocutor has but a singular, peculiar and unaccompanied toilsome journey from visit from the ephippiorhynchus senegalensis to sloughing off this mortal coil to squander for my the total number of minutes in a packed like small fish stored in a tin _National Basketball Association_ game not separated by dihydrogen monoxide states.

If Nathan Hale had said that, we’d still be a colony.

Pass, since this one was mine.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/485 "2019-11-30T18:23:43Z")

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And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

1. And to answer your question, _my friend_, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/486 "2019-11-30T18:56:37Z")

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1. And to answer your _interrogatory statement_, my friend, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/487 "2019-11-30T19:18:26Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a _party who comes up short_.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/488 "2019-11-30T21:08:21Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I here? I came here because _Senator Mitch McConnell_ and Murray asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a party who comes up short.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/489 "2019-11-30T21:11:00Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I here? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Murray asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your _procreating_ ass because a loser is a party who comes up short.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/490 "2019-11-30T21:45:12Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I here? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and \*Senator Murray Watt \*asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your procreating ass because a loser is a party who comes up short.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/491 "2019-11-30T22:00:34Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I _at this current location_? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your procreating ass because a loser is a party who comes up short.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/492 "2019-11-30T23:41:36Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your procreating ass because _President Trump_ is a party who comes up short.

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/493 "2019-12-01T00:21:05Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and \*sack \*your procreating ass because President Trump is a party who comes up short.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/494 "2019-12-01T02:48:06Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a party who comes up _below accepted norms._

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/495 "2019-12-01T05:09:20Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, my friend, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the _genuine solid_, follow my advice and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a party who comes up below accepted norms.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/496 "2019-12-01T05:19:59Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, _mate_, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt asked me to; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid favour, follow my advice and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a party who comes up below accepted norms.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/497 "2019-12-01T06:14:05Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt _requested that I do so_; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my advice and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a party who comes up below accepted norms.

“Solid” should not have been followed by “favour,” in American slang.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/498 "2019-12-01T07:46:17Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt requested that I do so; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my advice and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a _blowout_ who comes up below accepted norms.

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/499 "2019-12-01T07:57:42Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Murray Watt requested that I do so; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my \*thoughts on what I think they should do \*and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2019, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/500 "2019-12-01T12:58:02Z")

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1. And to answer your interrogatory statement, mate, why am I at this current location? I came here because _two underqualified and overpaid politicians_ requested that I do so; they asked me for a favor. I said, the genuine solid, follow my thoughts on what I think they should do and sack your procreating ass because President Trump is a blowout who comes up below accepted norms.

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