# Thesaurus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 19, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309 "2016-07-19T12:24:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/601 "2019-12-09T20:38:34Z")

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1. Cobbers, typestyles characterized by upright alphanumerics, punctuation and symbols with any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a _written communication sent via the mails_, individuals who, like me, enjoy civil rights and liberty interests by birthright or naturalization in this national polity, give unto your current interlocutor on a temporary basis only your body parts of auditory and vestibular functions; I come to put six feet under bureaucratic authority, not to blow smoke up dat ass.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/602 "2019-12-09T21:33:32Z")

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1. Cobbers, typestyles characterized by upright alphanumerics, punctuation and symbols with any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a written communication sent via the mails, individuals who, like me, _get their rocks off on_ civil rights and liberty interests by birthright or naturalization in this national polity, give unto your current interlocutor on a temporary basis only your body parts of auditory and vestibular functions; I come to put six feet under bureaucratic authority, not to blow smoke up dat ass.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/603 "2019-12-10T04:22:23Z")

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1. Cobbers, typestyles characterized by upright alphanumerics, punctuation and symbols with any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a written communication sent via the mails, individuals who, like me, get their rocks off on civil rights and liberty interests by birthright or naturalization in this national polity, give unto your current interlocutor on a temporary basis only your body parts of auditory and vestibular functions; I come to put six feet under bureaucratic authority, not to blow smoke up _a particular gluteus maximus._

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/604 "2019-12-10T05:45:06Z")

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1. Cobbers, typestyles characterized by upright alphanumerics, punctuation and symbols with any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a written communication sent via the mails, individuals who, like me, get their rocks off on civil rights and liberty interests by birthright or naturalization in this national polity, give unto your current interlocutor on a temporary basis only your body parts of auditory and vestibular functions; _venio locus in quo_ to put six feet under bureaucratic authority, not to blow smoke up a particular gluteus maximus.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/605 "2019-12-10T13:37:22Z")

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1. Cobbers, typestyles characterized by upright alphanumerics, punctuation and symbols with any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a written communication sent via the mails, individuals who, like me, get their rocks off on civil rights and liberty interests by birthright or naturalization in this national polity, give unto your current interlocutor on a temporary basis only your body parts of auditory and vestibular functions; venio locus in quo to put six feet under bureaucratic authority, not to blow smoke up a particular _butt cheek_.

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/606 "2019-12-10T14:35:40Z")

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1. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the _Alberichs_ in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/607 "2019-12-10T14:38:22Z")

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1. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the Alberichs in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the _penumbral manifestations_ lie.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/608 "2019-12-10T14:44:27Z")

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the Alberichs in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men, doomed to _take the big dirt nap_, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/609 "2019-12-10T15:12:13Z")

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Ooo, good one!

1. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the Alberichs in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal _Homo Sapiens Sapiens_, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/610 "2019-12-10T15:21:42Z")

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1. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the _wild blue yonder,_ seven for the Alberichs in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/611 "2019-12-10T15:27:42Z")

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1. Three rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their _passageways_ of stone, nine for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/612 "2019-12-10T16:24:50Z")

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1. _The next prime number after two_ rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of stone, nine for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/613 "2019-12-10T16:47:13Z")

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1. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of stone, _thrice three_ for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/614 "2019-12-10T17:18:24Z")

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1. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of stone, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the _Archon of Evil_ on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/615 "2019-12-10T18:01:09Z")

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1. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of _a hard piece of earth’s surface_, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, doomed to take the big dirt nap, one for the Archon of Evil on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/616 "2019-12-10T18:03:32Z")

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1`. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of a hard piece of earth’s surface, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, _gloomily foreordained_ to take the big dirt nap, one for the Archon of Evil on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/617 "2019-12-10T18:45:31Z")

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1. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-kings under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of a hard piece of earth’s surface, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, gloomily foreordained to take the big dirt nap, one for the Archon of Evil on his dark _toilet_ in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/618 "2019-12-10T21:28:43Z")

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1. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-_male monarchs_ under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of a hard piece of earth’s surface, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, gloomily foreordained to take the big dirt nap, one for the Archon of Evil on his dark toilet in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/619 "2019-12-10T23:35:40Z")

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1. The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-male monarchs under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of a hard piece of earth’s surface, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, gloomily foreordained to take the big dirt _forty winks_, one for the Archon of Evil on his dark toilet in the Land of Mordor where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/620 "2019-12-11T01:06:06Z")

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15… The next prime number after two rings for the Elven-male monarchs under the wild blue yonder, seven for the Alberichs in their passageways of a hard piece of earth’s surface, thrice three for Mortal Homo Sapiens Sapiens, gloomily foreordained to take the big dirt forty winks, one for the Archon of Evil on his dark toilet in the _post Morgoth wasteland_ where the penumbral manifestations lie.

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