# Thesaurus **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309 "2016-07-19T12:24:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/821 "2020-01-02T18:39:54Z")
1. He popped out of his preggers old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the _occupants of the third stone from the sun_ are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient penis size. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/822 "2020-01-02T21:06:01Z")
1. He popped out of his _enceinte_ old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the sun are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his belonging by ancient penis size. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/823 "2020-01-02T21:46:06Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the sun are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his _kit, caboodle and appurtenances_ by ancient penis size. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/824 "2020-01-02T22:13:54Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third stone from the _G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System_ are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by ancient penis size. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/825 "2020-01-02T22:42:19Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third _Sharon in “Total Recall”_ from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by ancient penis size. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/826 "2020-01-02T23:34:38Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by _antediluvian_ penis size. Bloody hell, that’s 100 posts for me in one rollicking thread (and just a poor imitation of the esteemed **panache45** ) 3% of my total contribution to SDMB … :eek: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/827 "2020-01-03T00:11:50Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the _Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei_ of the Solar System are nuttier than a fruitcake. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size. “Esteemed”? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/828 "2020-01-03T00:56:33Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence star that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a _revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas_. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/829 "2020-01-03T01:19:21Z")
1. He popped out of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence _artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged_ that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/830 "2020-01-03T02:58:52Z")
1. He _exited briefly_ of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence [artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian penis size. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/831 "2020-01-03T13:13:00Z")
1. He exited briefly of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence [artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his kit, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian _purple-headed yogurt slinger_ size. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/832 "2020-01-03T14:31:27Z")
1. He exited briefly of his enceinte old lady with a lagniappe of guffawing and a premonition that the occupants of the third Sharon in “Total Recall” from the G-type main-sequence [artistic performer or athlete whose leading role or superior performance is acknowledged that comprises about 99.86% of the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, and Agnus Dei of the Solar System are nuttier than a revolting, widely disparaged baked item traditionally served at Christmas. And that was all his _soldier’s gear_, caboodle and appurtenances by antediluvian purple-headed yogurt slinger size. Next Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/833 "2020-01-03T14:51:47Z")
1. Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a _girlfriend_ pop? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/834 "2020-01-03T14:52:20Z")
1. _Sahib_ Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a girlfriend pop? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/835 "2020-01-03T14:54:14Z")
1. Sahib Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the _innermost area_ of a girlfriend pop? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/836 "2020-01-03T15:00:34Z")
1. Sahib Owl, how many licks does it take to get _deep inside_ of a girlfriend pop? (wow, I really had no idea this sentence would go here when I started it. Honest!) ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/837 "2020-01-03T15:13:10Z")
1. Sahib Owl, how many _slurps_ does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend pop? (didn’t take us long, did it?) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/838 "2020-01-03T17:22:41Z")
1. Sahib _Obstacle Warning Laser_, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend pop? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/839 "2020-01-03T17:30:35Z")
1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend _carbonated soft drink_? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/840 "2020-01-03T17:44:28Z")
1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, how many slurps does it take to get deep inside of a girlfriend carbonated \*squishy \*drink? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309.md?page=43)