# Thesaurus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 19, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309 "2016-07-19T12:24:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 43

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/841 "2020-01-03T17:52:27Z")

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1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, _what is the minimum required number of_ slurps it takes to get deep inside of a girlfriend carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/842 "2020-01-03T18:03:46Z")

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1. Sahib Obstacle Warning Laser, what is the minimum required number of slurps it takes to get deep inside of a _cuddlemuffin_ carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/843 "2020-01-03T19:28:24Z")

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1. _O most wise_ Obstacle Warning Laser, what is the minimum required number of slurps it takes to get deep inside of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/844 "2020-01-03T20:18:54Z")

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1. O most wise Obstacle Warning Laser, what is the minimum required number of slurps it takes to get deep _in the bowels_ of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/845 "2020-01-03T20:26:17Z")

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1. O most wise Obstacle Warning Laser, what is the minimum required number of slurps it takes to get _abyssal_ in the bowels of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/846 "2020-01-03T20:38:17Z")

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1. O most wise Obstacle Warning Laser, what is the minimum required _multitude_ of slurps it takes to get abyssal in the bowels of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/847 "2020-01-03T20:56:02Z")

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1. O most wise Obstacle Warning _Light-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation device_, what is the minimum required multitude of slurps it takes to get abyssal in the bowels of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy drink?

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/848 "2020-01-03T21:00:21Z")

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1. O most wise Obstacle Warning Light-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation device, what is the minimum required multitude of slurps it takes to get abyssal in the bowels of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy _liquid refreshment_?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/849 "2020-01-04T01:13:43Z")

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1. O most _having the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting_ Obstacle Warning Light-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation device, what is the minimum required multitude of slurps it takes to get abyssal in the bowels of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy liquid refreshment?

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/850 "2020-01-04T09:38:33Z")

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1. O most having the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting Obstacle Warning Light-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation device, what is the minimum required multitude of slurps it takes to get abyssal in the _vitals and viscera_ of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy liquid refreshment?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/851 "2020-01-04T12:51:35Z")

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1. O most having the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting Obstacle Warning Light-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation device, what is the minimum required multitude of _intakes of food or drink with a noisy sucking sound_ it takes to get abyssal in the vitals and viscera of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy liquid refreshment?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/852 "2020-01-04T14:02:25Z")

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1. O most having the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting Obstacle Warning Light-Amplification-by-Stimulated-Emission-of-Radiation device, what is the minimum required multitude of intakes of food or drink with a noisy sucking sound it takes to \*achieve the \* abyssal in the vitals and viscera of a cuddlemuffin carbonated squishy liquid refreshment?  
Next:

All children, except one, grow up.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/853 "2020-01-04T15:25:20Z")

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1. All children, except _a solitary number_, grow up.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/854 "2020-01-04T20:07:30Z")

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1. All _people between birth and puberty,_ except a solitary number, grow up.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/855 "2020-01-04T20:52:52Z")

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1. All people between birth and puberty, except a solitary number, _mellow, maturate and attain their majority._

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/856 "2020-01-04T20:59:54Z")

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1. All _homo sapiens_ between birth and puberty, except a solitary number, mellow, maturate and attain their majority.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/857 "2020-01-04T22:50:44Z")

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1. All homo sapiens between birth and puberty, _not counting_ for a solitary number, mellow, maturate and attain their majority.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/858 "2020-01-04T22:58:12Z")

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1. All _hominids evolved to their current ultimate state_ between birth and puberty, not counting for a solitary number, mellow, maturate and attain their majority.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/859 "2020-01-04T23:12:45Z")

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1. All hominids evolved to their current ultimate state between birth and puberty, not counting for a solitary number, mellow, maturate and attain _the number or percentage equaling more than half of their total._

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/860 "2020-01-04T23:59:09Z")

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1. \*Each and every single one of the \* hominids evolved to their current ultimate state between birth and puberty, not counting for a solitary number, mellow, maturate and attain the number or percentage equaling more than half of their total.

From 6 words to 39, and not quite halfway there. Whoo!

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