# These guys should have stuck to the 'Got Milk?' ad

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 28, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095 "2012-10-28T01:30:57Z")
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### Author: ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/1 "2012-10-28T01:30:57Z")

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[Fairly disturbing video.](http://www.caintv.com/IndoctrinatedliberalzombiechildrensingaboutObamaspotentialloss-644)

What else is there to say? Politics aside, you really shouldn’t use kids to do your dirty work. Never mind the fact they don’t look to happy to be there to begin with.

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### Author: ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/2 "2012-10-28T01:41:45Z")

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I hereby invite you to pick the nuts out of my shit, you pathetic partisan troll.

That is all.

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### Author: ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/3 "2012-10-28T01:42:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Indoctrinated liberal ‘zombie-children’ sing about Obama’s potential loss
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> There’s nothing liberals love more than brainwashing your kids. Ever since the election of Barack Obama, they’ve been creating shameless songs and raps designed to get your children singing about social issues and our fearless leader.

Ah, impartial journalism. _Mwah_!

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### Author: ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/4 "2012-10-28T01:44:37Z")

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Yes, yes, I know. Evil righty site. Nothing to say about the video? Personally, I find it wrong to use children in political ads or activism. But maybe that’s just an extreme notion or something.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/5 "2012-10-28T01:49:17Z")

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_Imagine an America  
Where strip mines are fun and free  
Where gays can be fixed  
And sick people just die  
And oil fills the sea_  
Is this for a timeshare?

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/6 "2012-10-28T01:49:45Z")

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What’s the difference between this and putting kids in car ads? Or peanut butter ads? Or ads for cell phones? Or ads for African “Feed the Children”-type charities?

I actually find it not offensive at all. They’re fucking ads. And I’m sorry your butt’s so hurt.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/7 "2012-10-28T01:53:34Z")

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I’ll agree that it’s a terrible song and a terrible approach, although why you’d expect the kids to look happy given the lyrics is beyond me.

That said, the website it’s on is ludicrously frothy and I’m not buying your faux-innocent “Won’t someone think of the children?” schtick at all.

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/8 "2012-10-28T02:27:38Z")

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I got to the page with the story and the lyrics, but there’s no video. 'Sup with that?

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### Author: ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/9 "2012-10-28T02:54:56Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> Yes, yes, I know. Evil righty site. Nothing to say about the video?

To be honest, I only made it through a couple of minutes. Wouldn’t buy the album.

Bit of a leap from sucky campaign song (I assume? Did the President’s campaign actually commission this piece of shit?) to “OBAMA COMMANDS ARMY OF DEAD-EYED ZOMBIE CHILDREN!”

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### Author: ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/10 "2012-10-28T04:40:18Z")

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I think it’s cute. The lyrics tail off the longer into the song that you get, but it’s a cute concept and they sing really well.

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/11 "2012-10-28T04:43:27Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I hereby invite you to pick the nuts out of my shit, you pathetic partisan troll.
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> That is all.

hey hey HEY

c’mon

he’s just _thinking of the children_

isn’t he?

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### Author: ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/12 "2012-10-28T04:50:01Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> Personally, I find it wrong to use children in political ads or activism.

Then why are you?

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### Author: ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/13 "2012-10-28T05:34:28Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Then why are you?

Ideed. I see why the troll stuck this in the pit. Might have actually been a cute post in MPSIMS.

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### Author: ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/14 "2012-10-28T07:51:52Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> Yes, yes, I know. Evil righty site. Nothing to say about the video? Personally, I find it wrong to use children in political ads or activism. But maybe that’s just an extreme notion or something.

I find it wrong for you to pretend to be Black.

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### Author: ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/15 "2012-10-28T11:30:00Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> [Fairly disturbing video.](http://www.caintv.com/IndoctrinatedliberalzombiechildrensingaboutObamaspotentialloss-644)
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> What else is there to say? Politics aside, you really shouldn’t use kids to do your dirty work. Never mind the fact they don’t look to happy to be there to begin with.

Aw. Somebody is jealous that their party didn’t think of it first. Poor lil guy. ☹

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### Author: ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/16 "2012-10-28T14:59:57Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> I find it wrong for you to pretend…

I’m not sure his real name is “Omg”.

What parents would do that to a kid? How the hell do you pronounce it? Is it short for Omgaülbert? If that was really his name, wouldn’t he have a thread in MPSIMS about being made fun of as a kid?  
I’m not buying it, until he shows us some ID.

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/17 "2012-10-28T15:07:09Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I got to the page with the story and the lyrics, but there’s no video. 'Sup with that?

By the way, I just thought I’d mention that there isn’t really anything controversial about the lyrics.

Although,

> [@](#):
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> They foreclosed your place  
> To build a weapon in space

doesn’t seem to scan very well.

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/18 "2012-10-29T13:55:32Z")

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If it makes the OP feel any better, I think it’s a dumb ad. Good thing I never make any political decisions based on partisan advertising. Meanwhile, I’d like to know whether the kids were being ‘indoctrinated’, or whether they were, you know, asked to come into a studio and sing the lyrics to some stupid song.

I’m also curious as to whether the OP really agrees with the first sentence of the linked article:

> [@Robert Laurie](#):
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> There’s nothing liberals love more than brainwashing your kids.

I can think of lots of things I love more than brainwashing someone’s kids. Hell, brainwashing kids is maybe fourth or fifth on the list, tops.

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### Author: ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/19 "2012-10-29T14:01:42Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I hereby invite you to pick the nuts out of my shit, you pathetic partisan troll.
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> That is all.

What brought that on? He was right on target, as was the author of the article. Why are you complaining about him posting it, instead of complaining about the topic of the article, which is the brainwashing of children?

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### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-guys-should-have-stuck-to-the-got-milk-ad/639095/20 "2012-10-29T14:05:35Z")

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Summary for those who don’t want to visit link about zombie children?

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