# These ISIS fuckers are spoiling for a fight and Trump will take the bait.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 4, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765 "2017-04-04T19:57:25Z")
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### Author: ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/1 "2017-04-04T19:57:25Z")

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[https://www.yahoo.com/news/islamic-state-says-u-being-run-idiot-162745864.html](https://www.yahoo.com/news/islamic-state-says-u-being-run-idiot-162745864.html)

They are right that we have an idiot as President. ISIS just wants to suck him in. It will be Vietnam 10x over. These guys cannot be rooted out in their own territory. A lot of innocent people will die.

At least Johnson realized the folly although it was too late. Nixon then took the bait.

Trump is getting checkmated at every turn. Putin thinks he’s watching SNL every day of the week.

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### Author: ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/2 "2017-04-04T20:17:24Z")

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> [@R.P.McMurphy](#):
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> [https://www.yahoo.com/news/islamic-state-says-u-being-run-idiot-162745864.html](https://www.yahoo.com/news/islamic-state-says-u-being-run-idiot-162745864.html)
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> They are right that we have an idiot as President. ISIS just wants to suck him in. It will be Vietnam 10x over. These guys cannot be rooted out in their own territory. A lot of innocent people will die.
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> At least Johnson realized the folly although it was too late. Nixon then took the bait.
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> Trump is getting checkmated at every turn. Putin thinks he’s watching SNL every day of the week.

But… I thought Hillary was going to start WWIII? And what about Trump’s secret plan to defeat ISIS? When can we expect that?

Or are you saying that we were lied to?

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### Author: ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/3 "2017-04-04T20:32:38Z")

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How do isis and the Taliban both so easily figure out what an imbecile Trump is when 63 million Americans couldn’t figure it out? That says bad things about our country and its trajectory.

Hopefully Trump doesn’t get sucked into some endless land war, that is what isis wants . Trump will obviously get suckered with a few insults, but I hope his administration and Congress put the brakes on him.

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### Author: ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/4 "2017-04-04T20:39:03Z")

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Great, now I agree with ISIS.

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/5 "2017-04-04T21:42:27Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> How do isis and the Taliban both so easily figure out what an imbecile Trump is when 63 million Americans couldn’t figure it out?

Oh, they know; they just didn’t give a shit because he’s not Hillary.

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### Author: ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/6 "2017-04-04T21:44:55Z")

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\*\*These ISIS fuckers are spoiling for a fight and Trump will take the bait.

\*\*I wouldn’t worry too much, Trump said he was gonna take those fuckers out. So far all of his promises have worked out just fine, right? Repeal Obamacare as a first order of business. He’s a man that can issue executive orders of such a sterling constitutional integrity that no one would dare challenge one! I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to perscribe some kool-aid for you anyway. (Add lots of vodka!)

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### Author: ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/7 "2017-04-04T21:58:00Z")

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If El Trumpo intervenes in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.

If he doesn’t intervene in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.

No doubt the same posters.

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/8 "2017-04-04T22:03:28Z")

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Might as well. He’s an idiot, whether or not he engages in any specific action.

More important is the fact that he hates America.

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### Author: ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/9 "2017-04-04T22:21:31Z")

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> [@Evan\_Drake](#):
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> If El Trumpo intervenes in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.
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> If he doesn’t intervene in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.
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> No doubt the same posters.

> [@bobot](#):
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> \*\*These ISIS fuckers are spoiling for a fight and Trump will take the bait.
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> \*\*I wouldn’t worry too much, Trump said he was gonna take those fuckers out. So far all of his promises have worked out just fine, right? Repeal Obamacare as a first order of business. He’s a man that can issue executive orders of such a sterling constitutional integrity that no one would dare challenge one! I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to perscribe some kool-aid for you anyway. (Add lots of vodka!)

Hey now, I didn’t call him an idiot!! I merely praised some of his more spactacularly successful accomplishments!

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### Author: ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/10 "2017-04-04T23:19:58Z")

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> [@Evan\_Drake](#):
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> If El Trumpo intervenes in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.
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> If he doesn’t intervene in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.
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> No doubt the same posters.

Obama drew a line and al-Assad crossed it. Obama failed to respond. The Obama haters roasted him for it.

al-Assed crossed the line again. Trump sort of forgot about al-Assad and is making nice with him. The Obama haters are quite silent.

Probably the same bunch.

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### Author: ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/11 "2017-04-04T23:49:29Z")

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Well, Trump did find time to blame Obama, so it’s not like he’s just sitting there twittering or something, dammit. He’s a man of action.

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### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/12 "2017-04-04T23:50:38Z")

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> [@R.P.McMurphy](#):
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> At least Johnson realized the folly although it was too late.

He had a weird way of showing that realization. He never de-escalated. Say what you will about Nixon, he did, in fact, get us out. LBJ just quit, leaving the entire mess for someone else to clean up.

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### Author: ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/13 "2017-04-04T23:55:28Z")

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> [@Evan\_Drake](#):
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> If El Trumpo intervenes in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.
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> If he doesn’t intervene in Syria, posters will call him an idiot.
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> No doubt the same posters.

I don’t think we should blame Syria for Trump being an idiot.

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### Author: ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/14 "2017-04-04T23:59:24Z")

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March 2018: “Nobody could possibly have foreseen that ISIS would be this hard to get rid of.”

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### Author: ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/15 "2017-04-05T00:03:15Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> He had a weird way of showing that realization. He never de-escalated. Say what you will about Nixon, he did, in fact, get us out. LBJ just quit, leaving the entire mess for someone else to clean up.

Johnson stopped the bombing of North Vietnam and started peace negotiations which didn’t go far. That’s not de-escalation? Read some history books.

Nixon escalated. He didn’t get us out. He got thousands more US soldiers killed. He invaded Cambodia and bombed the shit out of Laos.

In desperation we lost and evacuated. LOST. There is no other term to describe the fiasco.

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### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/16 "2017-04-05T00:57:47Z")

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> [@R.P.McMurphy](#):
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> Johnson stopped the bombing of North Vietnam and started peace negotiations which didn’t go far. That’s not de-escalation? Read some history books.

I lived it. LBJ continued sending more and more Americans to die in Vietnam. That is not de-escalation.

American forces in Vietnam in 1964: 16,000

American forces in Vietnam in 1969: 553,000

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### Author: ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/17 "2017-04-05T01:12:40Z")

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> [@R.P.McMurphy](#):
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> Johnson stopped the bombing of North Vietnam and started peace negotiations which didn’t go far. That’s not de-escalation? Read some history books.

Dude. LBJ knowingly manufactured a reason to get \*into \*the war.

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/18 "2017-04-05T01:16:29Z")

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Is this going to be before or after we go to war with North Korea?

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### Author: ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2017, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/19 "2017-04-05T02:53:53Z")

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> [@R.P.McMurphy](#):
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> Obama drew a line and al-Assad crossed it. Obama failed to respond. The Obama haters roasted him for it.

Obama drew a line and al-Assad crossed it. Obama foolishly asked Congress to authorize military force and Republicans said no.

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### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-isis-fuckers-are-spoiling-for-a-fight-and-trump-will-take-the-bait/783765/20 "2017-04-05T02:58:49Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> Obama drew a line and al-Assad crossed it. Obama foolishly asked Congress to authorize military force and Republicans said no.

So did the Democrats. And the British. Obama was out there alone on that one. Maybe he had McCain behind him.

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