# These sequential threads see in 2020 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/342 "2020-05-06T03:33:35Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **How do I save this plant? > How do I kill these trees?** > > Welcome to “Gardening With Jekyll & Hyde”. Tabernouche! I was just coming in to tag them with “What we have here is failure to communicate!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/343 "2020-05-06T12:32:18Z")
\*\* I, a 39-year-old man, just learnt how to shave properly Holy fuck I need a haircut\*\* Did you just buy a mirror, or something? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/344 "2020-05-06T13:18:35Z")
**Gifts you’d rather not get Boomer Brain** That depends on whether the gift is metaphorical or literal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/345 "2020-05-06T20:30:42Z")
**How much money have you burned on a girlfriend? How does Trump compare to typical narcissists?** I hear that he took Melania to a Dairy Queen drive-through, so he’ll open his wallet now and then. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/346 "2020-05-06T23:06:32Z")
\*\* Gifts you’d rather not get What is your preferred floor mop?\*\* I’d rather not get _any_ floor mop as a gift, thanks all the same. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/347 "2020-05-06T23:26:52Z")
**Suggest a dog breed for us. Gifts you’d rather not get** So I guess the High-Frequency Terrier, the Randomly-Triggered Chihuahua, the Ypres Digger Collie, the Long-Duration All-Weather Husky, the Sir Chewalot Beagle, or the Omni-Drooling Mastiff are right out? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/348 "2020-05-07T00:20:39Z")
**Blue Angels just completed their flyby! Beck and Betsy the Beagle see a bad, bad, bad thang! Sounds you don’t want to hear** Your dog frantically barking at airplanes? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/349 "2020-05-07T13:12:09Z")
\*\* How much do you tip the grocery delivery guy? Overcoming Solipsism\*\* I gave him money so Even if he’s a hallucination, part of the phaneron, I have less of it so that hurts me, even if only in a small way so I can feel the pain so this is a real effect but I can make it go away if I retrieve my money, which should be easy if he does not exist but the money is not here. It is gone and that can’t be the case if I simply put the money aside therefore the delivery boy exists, and I’m not the only thing or being in the universe! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/350 "2020-05-07T15:00:42Z")
**What’s the Difference Between an Exorcism and a Prayer of Exorcism? Why do Republicans want to end the corona virus restrictions?** If you look real closely, both Bill DeBlasio and Gretchen Whitmer have a pair of tiny horns…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/351 "2020-05-09T03:06:10Z")
**Another bizarre gardening accident RIP Roy Horn of Sigfried & Roy** He tripped over a tiger lily? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/352 "2020-05-10T15:17:26Z")
\*\*Has the US Armed Forces ever come close to mutiny against their Commender-In\_Chief? Could it happen? Why does a round pizza come in a square box?\*\* Great questions of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/353 "2020-05-10T21:52:46Z")
\*\* Atheists in America Scary goddam thing!\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/354 "2020-05-11T12:37:01Z")
**Depending on the circumstances, how difficult is it to live a financially stable life? Any1 in US Who Has Bought Unicum?** I was financially stable until my so-called friend introduced me to Unicum. The first time is free, and then after that, let’s just say unicorns have expensive tastes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/355 "2020-05-11T14:43:11Z")
\*\* A Low-Gee House made from Pee I wonder if that would work?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/356 "2020-05-11T14:58:57Z")
\*\* The mystery behind buying a hot tub Diagnose a Toilet\*\* Hey, you’re a urologist, you’re supposed to handle plumbing issues. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/357 "2020-05-13T13:36:20Z")
\*\*What’s exciting at your birdfeeders? Ocular migraine\*\* Birdwatcher 1: Oooh! Ohh! Birdwatcher 2: What i it? What do you see? Birdwatcher 1 (handing over binoculars): Look! Look over there! Next to the _Tinea versicolor_. I swear it’s an _Ocular migraine_! You can tell by the aura around the eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/358 "2020-05-13T14:32:20Z")
**Gifts you’d rather not get "Do you have McDonald’s money?"** I don’t have any, but I’d rather not get any as I rarely eat there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/359 "2020-05-13T14:52:20Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > **Gifts you’d rather not get > “Do you have McDonald’s money?”** > > I don’t have any, but I’d rather not get any as I rarely eat there. You’re welcome to a couple dozen books of Green Stamps that I found in the attic. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/360 "2020-05-14T12:16:06Z")
\*\* Who’s a good boy? Yes, YOU are! What breed does this dog look like?\*\* \*\* Well, pretty sure I’m going to lose my job tomorrow…again. Don’t be Sad that it’s over. Be glad that it happened. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/361 "2020-05-14T22:16:06Z")
**What breed does this dog look like? Old booze** Booze hound. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671.md?page=19)