# These sequential threads see in 2020

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 19

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/362 "2020-05-15T02:32:56Z")

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**What are you supposed to do if you find a gun?  
Do-it-yourself meat question**

I don’t think you can get away with gunning down a cow on the grounds that it’s “do-it-yourself meat”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/363 "2020-05-16T03:05:08Z")

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**Young Frankenstein and red wine…  
I guess I’m gonna be a cocktail guy for a while.**

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/364 "2020-05-16T03:56:21Z")

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\*\* How much talking to yourself is TOO much?  
Do you have any experience with paid listeners?\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/365 "2020-05-17T17:08:14Z")

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**after decades, I have the perfect litter box solution  
Use a coaster, dammit!**

:dubious: I don’t really see how that would do any good.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/366 "2020-05-18T01:18:48Z")

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\*\* They want to take away our guns, for what use?  
Sexual Objectification\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/367 "2020-05-18T02:12:26Z")

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\*\* What’s exciting at your birdfeeders?  
Minimal anagrams\*\*

There’s so cute when they go “Peep”. Wait, those are red-breasted palindromes. Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/368 "2020-05-18T13:06:15Z")

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**Have you ever had a manager you thought was dumb?  
Laws on Transporting a Corpse**

Wait - shouldn’t you give HR a try first?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/369 "2020-05-18T17:26:31Z")

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**Misread thread titles  
We’re moving to India!**

For a moment there, I thought you were certifiable for being so excited about moving to _Indiana_. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/370 "2020-05-18T19:28:16Z")

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**Taking care of someone who is dying [updated - she has passed]**

**Laws on Transporting a Corpse**

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/371 "2020-05-19T05:39:00Z")

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**cornflakes2 either take the stick out of your ass or push it up further so it ends you existence**

**What’s wrong with people?** (thread started by **cornflakes2** )

Just mean, I guess.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/372 "2020-05-19T12:47:30Z")

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\*\* Trump Claims to be Taking Hydroxychloroquine

Laws on Transporting a Corpse\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/373 "2020-05-19T19:29:26Z")

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**It’s not a party until . . .  
Blagojevich officially disbarred**

Nobody parties [like former Governors of Illinois!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_Illinois#Corruption)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/374 "2020-05-20T14:19:20Z")

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**It’s not a party until . . .  
Having hooked back up, for various reasons, with Facebook**

I guess if you’re into social apps, go for it!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/375 "2020-05-20T16:53:32Z")

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**Why doesn’t VW build it’s own luxury cars?  
What would be the WORST things to buy right now?**

A luxury VW?

\*\*What would be the WORST things to buy right now?

Trump Claims to be Taking Hydroxychloroquine\*\*

Let me change my answer.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/376 "2020-05-20T22:54:49Z")

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**How can I fix this refrigerator problem?  
Police killing protesters**

Be nice, you don’t want to wind up like the Whirlpool Seven. :eek:

**Space Force!  
Adventures of the Bread Machine**

“Commander Rye, the Poppyseed Buns are slicing up our attack formations! Stop loafing and _do_ something!!!”

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/377 "2020-05-21T06:21:04Z")

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**Having hooked back up, for various reasons, with Facebook  
Do you still visit your hometown?**

Like, physically GO there? What is this, the 20th Century? We have Facebook now!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/378 "2020-05-21T13:02:10Z")

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\*\* What’s exciting at your birdfeeders?

Snowbird down.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/379 "2020-05-22T13:36:36Z")

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**Any WWE fans in the audience?  
Do you beat children?**

Body-slamming toddlers - what fun!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/380 "2020-05-22T16:42:21Z")

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**Atlantic Hurricane season predicted to be busier than normal   
Friend literally only owns a single hat, am I the asshole for thinking you should own more?**

He’ll be sorry when it blows off in a fierce gust and is last seen rising like a kite and heading for the next county.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/381 "2020-05-22T18:35:38Z")

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\*\* Recommend a printer  
Is this fantastically racist?\*\*

Only if it makes K-K-Kopies.

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