# These sequential threads see in 2020

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/21 "2020-01-06T19:35:39Z")

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**Public service announcement: get your colon cancer screening!  
Do all the fees charged by groups like ticketmaster do anything, was there a time before fees**

It’s _much_ less painful than ticket fees!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/22 "2020-01-06T21:24:42Z")

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\*\* Not the brightest crayon in the box: euphemisms for the dim-witted  
Being born broken\*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/23 "2020-01-07T02:36:28Z")

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**Cannibalism trope  
You best or worse Spam story…**

The time I found a big toe in a can would be the worst.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/24 "2020-01-07T11:54:51Z")

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**What has completely disappeared from planet earth  
The Word “Stop” and Telegrams**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/25 "2020-01-07T12:41:48Z")

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**At Illinois Indoor Gardening Stores, Are You Allowed To Speak Openly About What You’re Growing?  
Disguised as dancing bear?**

If you’re disguised as a dancing bear, the undercover cops won’t know who you are.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/26 "2020-01-07T13:32:03Z")

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\*\* It’s that time of year, and before you make a resolution to lose weight, I have a request…  
Seniors and dehydration?\*\*

That’s one way to lose weight.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/27 "2020-01-07T16:50:19Z")

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\*\* Writing checks in the 21st century  
What has completely disappeared from planet earth\*\*

Just about

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/28 "2020-01-07T16:53:24Z")

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**Cannibalism trope  
TV couplings: He/she is so wrong for you!!**

I’m still bothered by that episode where Harriet disappears, and Ozzie enjoys an extended midnight snack.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/29 "2020-01-08T14:24:17Z")

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\*\* In which Trep goes to hospital. A lot.

Do you go for regular medical checkups?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/30 "2020-01-08T15:23:00Z")

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\*\* Breaking: Ukrainian 737 Crashes in Iran. Possibly Shot Down. 160-180 Dead.  
Retail Stupidity\*\*

They don’t make 737’s like they used to

**Asimov, the serial harasser  
Damn, 50 used to be “old”!**

He was over 50. Who thought he would do such things?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/31 "2020-01-08T15:56:56Z")

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**Big accidents this winter  
Tiny Flying Insects**

They’re saying that dense fog caused that head-on mosquito collision in Mississippi. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/32 "2020-01-08T21:02:28Z")

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\*\*Do you go for regular medical checkups?  
It was 9 years ago today…  
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And next year I’ll go for my regular every-decade medical checkup!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/33 "2020-01-08T21:20:31Z")

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**Please please please give me any advice on how to secure my first _real_ full-time job post-college.  
The daddy super-hero & the undue influence issue**

Jeez, will you leave Hunter Biden alone already?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/34 "2020-01-09T04:49:31Z")

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\*\* What generation am I?  
Low Dose/Baby Aspirin ?\*\*

_🎵 We’re not trying to cause a big sensation  
We’re just the Baby Aspirin Generation 🎶_

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/35 "2020-01-10T01:17:47Z")

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**The daddy super-hero & the undue influence issue  
Taking gifts from men you aren’t interested in**

You mean the Sugar Daddy super-hero.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/36 "2020-01-11T18:30:43Z")

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**Asimov, the serial harasser  
Ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo?**

Meh. At this point, I don’t think you have much to worry about.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/37 "2020-01-12T11:49:52Z")

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**Polytheism  
Ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo?**

Well at least you’ve invoked the proper number of gods.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/38 "2020-01-12T16:03:27Z")

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**This Thread Is About Nothing  
Prince Harry and Meghan "Quitting " royal family**

I’ll buy that.

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/39 "2020-01-13T05:26:22Z")

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**And Now, Introducing…  
Asimov, the serial harasser**

And now, unintroducing me…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/40 "2020-01-13T14:52:37Z")

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\*\* Bear, that bad, bad, bad Cat gave me a kissy.  
Overwhelming emotional responses.\*\*

Ugh. Cat germs. I’m infected. Get the iodine. Get the disinfectant. Ugh.

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