# These sequential threads see in 2020

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/382 "2020-05-22T19:36:31Z")

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\*\* Why must we perpetually ask dogs who’s a good boy/girl?

Is this fantastically racist?\*\*  
Yes, it is.

We must stop infantilizing our Canine-Americans.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/383 "2020-05-24T13:58:16Z")

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**Tired fictional tropes you hate  
Antidepressants or Tolkien?**

The LOTR movie where the hobbits and elves all sat around moping and complaining about their pills was the _worst_.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/384 "2020-05-24T15:40:26Z")

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**Optical illusion question  
Do larger things fall faster?**

Ha, that’s not really a grand piano, it’s

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/385 "2020-05-24T23:03:44Z")

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**A snuggie for the family jewels? (NSFW)  
What would be the WORST things to buy right now?**

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/386 "2020-05-24T23:33:28Z")

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**Baseball rules Q…not even sure if an MLB ump could answer this  
Do you beat children?**

Only if they refuse to give the ball back.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/387 "2020-05-25T13:50:19Z")

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**You are space aliens; what do you do when you visit Earth?  
A snuggie for the family jewels? (NSFW)**

That does it; we gotta build a wall.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/388 "2020-05-26T12:04:16Z")

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**Issues with owning a hot tub?  
Neutrinos emerge from Antarctica traveling the wrong direction and with wrong handedness**

But apart from warping the very fabric of reality, hot tubs are pretty nice.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/389 "2020-05-26T12:15:49Z")

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\*\*What are the effects of having one parent who was too strict and one too permissive?

Which one is paradise for you, which one is hell, and where do you think you live?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/390 "2020-05-26T14:52:01Z")

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**Brown eggs vs white eggs  
How does the stock market work?**

Well, the white eggs push stock prices up, the brown eggs bet on a crash, and the rest of us get fried and scrambled. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/391 "2020-05-27T13:55:30Z")

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**Quarantine birdwatching  
Anyone ever feel like they’re living in the past?**

If you keep reporting sightings of passenger pigeons and dodos, we’re gonna wonder. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/392 "2020-05-27T15:50:54Z")

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\*\*I’m not likely to kill anybody else, so I’m back in Gen Pop

I guess we’re gonna die\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/393 "2020-05-27T19:19:58Z")

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**Darwinism in action - the rats will get meaner  
I guess we’re gonna die**

COVID-19, “murder hornets”, now we’re all gonna be devoured by mean rats.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/394 "2020-05-27T20:53:40Z")

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**Is it possible for a man to ejaculate multiple times using the same erection?  
Anyone know a good way to project soapy water 20 feet up to wash siding?**  
:eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/395 "2020-05-28T15:34:14Z")

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\*\* Question about an Ant  
A question on accents\*\*

Are you sure it’s not a question about an Aunt?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/396 "2020-05-28T20:42:34Z")

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**Neutrinos emerge from…  
Oppression**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/397 "2020-05-29T13:04:47Z")

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\*\*Jokes that Used to be Funny

very simple riddle, let’s make it complicated  
\*\*  
For Og’s Sake, that’s the problem!

Brevity is the Soul of Wit!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/398 "2020-05-29T15:11:03Z")

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**Poll: Tobacco vs Marijuanna Which would you choose for your child  
What’s with the Cult of CostCo?**

I don’t care what they smoke, as long as they don’t get into the clutches of the Cult of Costco! :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/399 "2020-05-29T15:29:58Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> **Poll: Tobacco vs Marijuanna Which would you choose for your child  
> What’s with the Cult of CostCo?**
> 
> I don’t care what they smoke, as long as they don’t get into the clutches of the Cult of Costco! :eek:

**Iä! Iä! Costco fhtagn!**

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/400 "2020-05-29T16:09:41Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> **How can I fix this refrigerator problem?  
> Police killing protesters**
> 
> Be nice, you don’t want to wind up like the Whirlpool Seven. :eek:
> 
> **Space Force!  
> Adventures of the Bread Machine**
> 
> “Commander Rye, the Poppyseed Buns are slicing up our attack formations! Stop loafing and _do_ something!!!”

" It’s a tortilla! " Admiral Akbagel shouted.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/401 "2020-05-29T17:53:49Z")

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**Tobacco vs Marijuanna Which would you choose for your child  
Lawn Service**

My choice is called lawn service because I CUT OUT THE WEED amirite?

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