# These sequential threads see in 2020

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/402 "2020-05-30T14:07:56Z")

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\*\* Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across  
Apple has only a 14 day return policy\*\*

zzz…ZZZ…zzz

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/403 "2020-05-31T15:07:54Z")

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**Cliff Diving questions  
Baba is You - A unique puzzle game  
What’s the Worst Arcade Game You’ve Ever Played?**

Three months ago, who could have imagined these would be the first three threads in the Game Room?

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/404 "2020-05-31T20:08:10Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> **Is it possible for a man to ejaculate multiple times using the same erection?  
> Anyone know a good way to project soapy water 20 feet up to wash siding?**  
> :eek::eek::eek:

I love all of Jackmannii’s posts in this thread (and others’, too), but this one was just awesome.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/405 "2020-06-01T01:18:42Z")

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**5/30/20 America Burns check-in thread  
Jokes that Used to be Funny**

That was never funny. ☹

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/406 "2020-06-01T01:26:17Z")

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\*\*These sequential threads see in 2020

Amputation\*\*

I agree. 2020 has sucked. Let’s just cut it short and start 2021.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/407 "2020-06-01T13:50:10Z")

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**Sanitizing keyboards.  
What is the best free antivirus software?**

Malwarebytes knocks out Covid-19 with a single click.

**Jokes that Used to be Funny  
These sequential threads see in 2020**

Hey, we’re just entering our prime!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/408 "2020-06-01T15:18:06Z")

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\*\* Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Help me remember this stupid movie\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/409 "2020-06-02T14:25:56Z")

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**What was the most gratuitous piece of nudity you’ve ever seen in a movie?  
“Grant” documentary on the History channel**

:eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/410 "2020-06-02T22:20:31Z")

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\*\* Sanitizing keyboards.  
Using stone milling wheels.\*\*

Them germs don’t stand a chance.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/411 "2020-06-03T14:06:43Z")

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**Sigh - probable tax ID theft. Now what?  
Being called "young man"**

I don’t care if you’re a grandmother of 5, my records show that your real name is Edwin McNametheft, so pay back your bogus refund, young man!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/412 "2020-06-03T14:18:01Z")

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**Military on the streets of DC - what’s going on?  
Learning to drive a semi tractor…GGGAAHHH!**

I know, right? The driving manual didn’t say anything about crowds of people on the freeway.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/413 "2020-06-03T15:04:02Z")

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\*\* Things famous actors do today that they never did before  
Assassination of a literary character by means of movie or television\*\*

Robert Downey Jr. strangling Dr. Watson and Mrs. Hudson made “Sherlock Holmes: Serial Killer” my absolute favorite Holmes movie.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/414 "2020-06-06T15:44:21Z")

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\*\* How I survived flying with 2 cats on 3 airplanes during the coronavirus and a civil rights crisis.  
I’m a member of Antifa\*\*

And if you keep reclining your seat back into my lap, there’s gonna be _trouble_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/415 "2020-06-08T01:16:55Z")

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**I can whistle in tune, but…  
I’m a member of Antifa**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/416 "2020-06-08T21:51:28Z")

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**Wherein I take back what I’ve said about Pierce Morgan.  
that’s what she (or he) said**

They did, but they’re taking it back.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/417 "2020-06-09T00:09:21Z")

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**Can the governor of New York fire the mayor of NewYork?  
The Elmer Fud "Accent"**

“I told him to be vewy vewy quiet. Now I’m getting wid of that wascally DeBwasio!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/418 "2020-06-11T14:48:29Z")

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\*\* A single Q, a single A, re: white privilege.  
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?\*\*

A Bentley plastered with BLM stickers. 😕

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/419 "2020-06-11T18:24:43Z")

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\*\* Modern Orthodox Jews and Unorthodox Sex Practices

Problems with a screw\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/420 "2020-06-12T00:06:05Z")

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Separated by one:

**Modern Orthodox Jews and Unorthodox Sex Practices  
How Did The Prophet Ezekiel Butter His Bread?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/421 "2020-06-12T00:08:22Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Separated by one:
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> **Modern Orthodox Jews and Unorthodox Sex Practices  
> How Did The Prophet Ezekiel Butter His Bread?**

Hahahah! That’s a hilarious force-fit of a “verbing the noun” phrase.

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