# These sequential threads see in 2020

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/81 "2020-01-23T02:10:26Z")

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Title / OP combo:

\*\* Senate trial witnesses\*\*  
Nobody

Yeah, probably.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/82 "2020-01-23T02:27:49Z")

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**Night of the Iguana In Florida  
I’m trying not to go crazy, but it’s bad bad bad…**

Stuporous lizards everywhere! Yeearrrgggh!!!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/83 "2020-01-23T02:40:58Z")

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**Pathfinder gurus - please help me write up an NPC  
One Word.**

Glossololian.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/84 "2020-01-23T23:45:04Z")

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**"Polish the Turd" writing projects  
What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?**

A polished turd.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/85 "2020-01-24T02:22:23Z")

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**In general, why is the college “party culture” viewed as negative?  
So, what’d I miss?**

Whatever you missed, it was negative

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/86 "2020-01-24T16:29:09Z")

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**Are there any products that China is known for manufacturing BETTER than other countries?  
Is anyone else concerned with this new virus in China that is becoming a bigger problem every day?**

Yup, China has been #1 in exporting contagion, ever since they first came up with bubonic plague.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/87 "2020-01-24T18:25:33Z")

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**Is it rude for adult children to remind their parents of their parenting fails?  
Why might I be receiving a certified letter?**

If it’s from your adult child, I’d worry.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/88 "2020-01-24T19:52:18Z")

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**So, what’s I miss?**

**Ominous Signs**

In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/89 "2020-01-26T17:07:06Z")

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\*\*What do you use your computer for?  
Baby falling through window \*\*

I watch that .gif all day! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/90 "2020-01-26T22:12:26Z")

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**Can animals sense that a threat is existential?  
How did my cell phone know this?**

Take my word for it, the Google Assistant _knows_ when you’re about to carry your cellphone into the bathtub. ☹

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/91 "2020-01-26T22:14:44Z")

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**New car!  
Kobe Bryant Dead at 41**

You make some sick bets. Congrats on winning, though.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/92 "2020-01-27T04:18:45Z")

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**Can animals sense that a threat is existential?  
Windows 10 laptop cannot connect to external monitor**

That’ll set 'em off [every time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwhA2v9UFQ&t=0m49s)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/93 "2020-01-27T14:35:19Z")

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\*\* NBA 2019-2020 Season  
Kobe Bryant Dead in Helicopter Crash  
Celebrity Death Pool 2020\*\*

From one game to another, and also I’m on my way to hell.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/94 "2020-01-27T15:14:57Z")

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\*\* how does a 57 year old single man make friends?  
How do you use math as an adult?\*\*

Worst. Pickup. Line. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/95 "2020-01-27T15:52:38Z")

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ABC News sequentials:

**Plant-based diets 101: What to know about the buzzy diet trend  
Chef Michael Symon’s potato and chorizo nachos with Monterey Jack fondue.**

Thanks for sabotaging millions of vegan conversions, ABC News!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/96 "2020-01-27T18:52:43Z")

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\*\* How should Bill Cosby be remembered?  
Actors Who Looked “Old” for a LOOOONG Time\*\*

Yes, he did

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/97 "2020-01-28T14:39:46Z")

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\*\*how does a 57 year old single man make friends?

Please leave me alone, creepy neighbor man

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Looks like a long, hard uphill fight.

\*\*New car!

Great Scott! The return of the DeLorean.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/98 "2020-01-28T16:35:42Z")

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\*\* What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?  
Actors Who Looked “Old” for a LOOOONG Time\*\*

Because they were overcooked?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/99 "2020-01-28T17:37:53Z")

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\*\* Advice on pocket audio recorder  
Please leave me alone, creepy neighbor man  
Ken Starr? Really?\*\*

He said he was Ken Starr and I got it on tape.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/100 "2020-01-29T14:06:58Z")

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\*\* How should Bill Cosby be remembered?  
A Brief Tribute to Law & Order\*\*

Right you are!

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