# These sequential threads see in 2020

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671 "2019-12-31T15:51:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/101 "2020-01-29T15:45:36Z")

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**Sex selective abortion in China and India  
Is Planters really getting rid of Mr. Peanut?**

No, but there won’t be any little Ms. Peanuts. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/102 "2020-01-30T07:26:28Z")

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**Overall term to refer to people from the British Isles?  
Google has Failed Me - Verootje**

At least it didn’t tell you they were called “Please fondle my bums”.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/103 "2020-01-30T13:22:57Z")

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**I noticed powerade comes in 28oz bottles now instead of 32oz bottles**  
**Heart attack**

Man takes his electrolytes drinks seriously.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/104 "2020-01-30T15:08:02Z")

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**How concerned are you about this Coronavirus?  
Anyone like working in an open office setup?**

Hermetically-sealed cubicles are wildly popular all of a sudden.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/105 "2020-01-30T23:01:22Z")

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**What in the Huawei 5G technology/protocols is “Huawei-only” (ie, “controllable” by China)?  
Coffee making a buzzing sound**

Don’t drink the coffee - it’s got a tracking device!!! :eek::smack:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/106 "2020-01-31T20:29:09Z")

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\*\* How should I respond to strangers insisting on praying for me in my presence?  
Why does New Jersey get a bad rap?\*\*

It’s annoying enough traveling on the N.J. Turnpike, without having toll-takers praying that you’ll reach your destination safely. :mad:

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/107 "2020-01-31T20:51:09Z")

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\*\*How does a 57 year old single man make friends?  
The Hummer is Coming Back!!!  
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I suppose that is the quickest way 🙂

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/108 "2020-01-31T22:51:45Z")

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**What was the best purchase in history?  
Poll: I’ve ran out of clean underwear… need answer quick**

I guess buying new underwear is a pretty good purchase.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/109 "2020-01-31T23:40:17Z")

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**Heart attack**  
**Hip replacement, dammit**

Maybe you should check that your doctor’s license is up to date.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/110 "2020-02-01T11:06:18Z")

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\*\* What was the very worst thing you’ve ever seen cooked?  
Cookies & Cream Twix\*\*

Despite their name, you’re not supposed to cook them.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/111 "2020-02-01T15:12:27Z")

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**Dental Implant Question  
What was the best purchase in history?**

I bought a complete set of real teeth for only $19.99. Sidewalk vendors in New York offer great deals, just don’t ask too many questions.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/112 "2020-02-01T22:11:36Z")

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\*\* 65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled…  
I don’t get this license plate\*\*

It’s a little _too_ personalized. Also, I wouldn’t tailgate so closely if I was you.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/113 "2020-02-03T12:07:42Z")

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**What is the weirdest thing that you have ever mailed?  
craigslist postings**

I mail them to my son who posts them online.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/114 "2020-02-03T19:45:51Z")

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**How should I respond to strangers insisting on praying for me in my presence?**

**Starter archery kit**

Well yes, that’s certainly one possible solution.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/115 "2020-02-03T20:35:13Z")

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\*\*  
Which fresh water aquarium fish?

Social “Morays”\*\*

Better get a few.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/116 "2020-02-04T15:05:03Z")

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\*\*WTF bumper sticker.

Done with my sons\*\*  
This makes more sense when you read the first post and learn that it’s about a bumper sticker that reads

. … **Don’t Abandon your Babies**  
“Done with your sons”, indeed

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/117 "2020-02-04T16:51:26Z")

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**No Restroom for the Weary?  
Is it wrong to remain in the United States?**

I hear Switzerland has the cleanest restrooms. But that’s a helluva long way to travel just to take a dump.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/118 "2020-02-04T19:19:32Z")

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**Key factors for long term success of a species  
Buying a telescope**

If the dinosaurs had bought a telescope they could have seen that asteroid coming, and then they might have been able to do something about it!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/119 "2020-02-05T02:16:06Z")

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**Touring Beatles or studio beatles  
Dumb question to the cooks: Beets!**

The Beets are better than both touring _and_ studio beatles.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-see-in-2020/845671/120 "2020-02-06T14:41:21Z")

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\*\* Whose height surprised you?  
Kirk Douglas, R.I.P.\*\*

Douglas’s longevity surprised me more. He was only 5’9" but lived to be 103.

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