# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")

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Since the SDMB seems to have become “All Trump, all the time”

\*\*Senior members of the Trump administration are continuing to use personal email accounts  
That’s some damn good Presidentin’  
A Dodgy Dude Yesterday 02:05 PM  
I want to shoot something  
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Yeah, I know who I want to shoot.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/2 "2017-01-28T18:09:40Z")

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Is this the new Sequential Threads thread? Or is it only for Trump threads? 'Cause the Autumn Sequential Threads thread seems out of date, since we’re in Winter.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/3 "2017-01-28T18:34:28Z")

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New sequential threads, but I image lots of them will have TRUMP in them.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/4 "2017-01-28T23:24:58Z")

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\*\*All you can eat pancakes???  
Simple things that amaze me \*\*

IKR? Flour, baking powder, eggs, butter, sugar, salt, milk… So simple, yet amazingly tasty!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/5 "2017-01-29T00:10:09Z")

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**It has been nine days and I still hear:  
How many Countries have you been in snow?**

New Hawaiian neighbors are _so_ annoying. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/6 "2017-01-29T02:02:28Z")

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**It has been nine days and I still hear:  
CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - "… and loving it!"**

We can celebrate both the Dope and Canada for a lot longer than nine days!

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/7 "2017-01-29T04:11:53Z")

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**Political slogans for the New America  
Where the fuck is the sun?**

Not bad, as metaphors go…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/8 "2017-01-29T18:56:54Z")

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\*\* Former KGB chief found dead in his car  
And my budgie flock doubles in size!\*\*

Connect the dots, sheeple!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/9 "2017-01-29T19:43:08Z")

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\*\*Serious about losing weight and lowering my blood pressure and have 2 questions  
What Happened to Peter Frampton?  
What do you dip your McNuggets in?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/10 "2017-01-29T20:32:46Z")

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**What Common Toppings do you NOT Like on your Pizza?  
The Godfather.**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/11 "2017-01-29T23:04:09Z")

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This one just keeps coming up.

**What do you dip your McNuggets in?  
The Godfather**

Use a Tommy gun to open. Dip in the holes.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/12 "2017-01-29T23:18:32Z")

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**Poll: Trump’s first 10 days, how do you view him?  
Zap! You’re an invisible pink unicorn!**

\*\* What should US liberal do now?  
Stop referring to the President of the United States as the “Leader of the Free World”\*\*

Well, that takes care of that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/13 "2017-01-30T04:33:00Z")

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\*\*What would you do with the power of a USA president?  
I Massively Screwed Up Caulking My Tub. Please Help. \*\*

How and why was the caulking on the White House Tub “massively screwed up”? What personal role did the President play in the White House Tube Caulking? The American people demand answers! The White House Tub is _our_ tub, part of our Nation’s precious heritage of Official White House Plumbing Fixtures!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/14 "2017-01-30T12:05:47Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> \*\*What would you do with the power of a USA president?  
> I Massively Screwed Up Caulking My Tub. Please Help. \*\*
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> How and why was the caulking on the White House Tub “massively screwed up”? What personal role did the President play in the White House Tube Caulking? The American people demand answers! The White House Tub is _our_ tub, part of our Nation’s precious heritage of Official White House Plumbing Fixtures!

“And I have no problem with my caulk, here, trust me.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/15 "2017-01-30T12:43:20Z")

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\*\* I’ve been muted by Donald Trump

Get in Touch with the White House

\*\*  
I can’t – I’ve been muted.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/16 "2017-01-30T13:26:29Z")

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\*\*So what do you deserve an adulting sticker for?

I’ve been muted by Donald Trump\*\*

That’s great! Now if we could just mute Trump.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/17 "2017-01-30T14:24:25Z")

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**I’ve been muted by Donald Trump  
Shooting at mosque in Quebec City**

I am shocked, but not surprised (and yes, that one is really sick)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/18 "2017-01-30T14:56:49Z")

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\*\* Nearing a toilet and the urge to poop.  
How does Trump “talk” to Putin?  
What does “football” or “football shaped” mean outside North America? \*\*

I think it means “Speak softly and eat a helluva lot of fiber”. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/19 "2017-01-30T22:54:32Z")

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**What’s growing in my toilet?  
Origin of "Is it bigger than a breadbox?"**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/20 "2017-01-31T15:23:01Z")

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\*\* Songs That Wouldn’t Fly Today  
Honeydew or Cantaloupe Melon?\*\*

When “Melon” is used as a euphemism.

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