# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/181 "2017-03-04T11:20:31Z")

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\*\*What is the scariest situation you have been in?  
Blue Meat \*\*

“Aunt Mabel, that meat is–it’s _blue_!”  
“Oh, yes, it was on sale. Can you believe they were just going to throw it out? Here, pass your plate over.”  
_:gulp:_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/182 "2017-03-04T17:23:03Z")

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**How many Dopers in your household?  
What is the scariest situation you have been in?**

The morning rush to the bathroom after the DopeFest at the new Mexican restaurant. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/183 "2017-03-04T17:26:31Z")

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**Whay Would You Use 70% Ground Beef For?  
A Girl Like You (x3)**

Or if you prefer, a hot dog for your roll. 🙂

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/184 "2017-03-05T08:01:11Z")

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**Odd result when microwaving.  
charcoal in grocery stores**

Your microwave oven is _way_ too powerful.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/185 "2017-03-05T12:46:41Z")

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**When was the last time you dialed “0” and talked to the operator?  
Hey! I’m bored**

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/186 "2017-03-05T16:52:31Z")

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**A question for those that call themselves “Christian”  
Continents-Manmade?**

I think we all know the likely answer to that one.

**Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager  
How did the bloody glove get to OJ’s house?**

A confused white Bronco?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/187 "2017-03-05T21:13:06Z")

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\*\* So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?  
The right to bear arms \*\*  
Since I don’t believe in “love thy neighbor.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/188 "2017-03-06T01:51:26Z")

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\*\*Happy to recycle my water bottle BUT…

My dog is a sloppy drinker.

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That’s OK – Dog slobber doesn’t bother recyclers.

\*\* Interesting phrase origin of Bible verse “For now we see through a glass, darkly”

The Wife bought a new TV

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… and the brightness control doesn’t work.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/189 "2017-03-06T03:32:13Z")

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**What is the Chick Fil A attraction?  
Foods made out of potentially lethal ingredients**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/190 "2017-03-06T13:13:31Z")

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**The Wife bought a new TV  
I’m getting vision therapy**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/191 "2017-03-06T13:29:48Z")

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\*\* Canadians: What do you call Canadian bacon?  
Replacement Windows (hopefully I have the right forum for this)  
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“We need some more bacon, eh?”  
“No, we can just use the replacement window as long as you don’t mind a little draft.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/192 "2017-03-06T16:04:36Z")

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\*\* "If You Bought This Book Without A Cover…  
How big are Komodo Dragons?  
\*\*  
I’d look at the cover but IT’S GONE ☹

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/193 "2017-03-06T18:35:08Z")

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\*\*Whay Would You Use 70% Ground Beef For?

Foods made out of potentially lethal ingredients  
Lamest, weakest guitar riffs/solos  
More very hate-able commercials\*\*

Well, only the first one seems all that practical.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/194 "2017-03-06T19:34:47Z")

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\*\*Women what do you find attractive in a man?

How to build wealth\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/195 "2017-03-06T23:12:31Z")

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\*\*Who writes this crap?

Question for Film/Movie Makers or anyone with the answer \*\*

_I_ write it, actually.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/196 "2017-03-06T23:53:47Z")

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**Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!  
Anybody else feel bad after being vulnerable with close friend?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/197 "2017-03-07T13:58:05Z")

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\*\* Winter Blues Postcard Exchange

Hey! I’m bored.  
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I’m so bored that I’m exchanging postcards!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/198 "2017-03-07T14:39:23Z")

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**So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?  
Trump’s pathological need to lie about Obama**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/199 "2017-03-07T14:57:21Z")

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\*\* Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!  
My dog is a sloppy drinker.\*\*

But I kept her bowl filled with Miralax, and it all worked out in the end.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/200 "2017-03-07T18:58:49Z")

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\*\* What the heck was that sound last night?

Do you like getting up and getting ready while it is still dark?  
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No, because I keep bashing into things in the dark, and making sounds.

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