# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/201 "2017-03-08T02:26:39Z")

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**What’s the oldest meat in your freezer…  
Canadians: What do you call Canadian bacon?**

That’s not Canadian bacon - it’s vanilla ice cream left over from the Carter Administration! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/202 "2017-03-08T14:05:21Z")

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\*\* Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager  
So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?  
A question for those that call themselves “Christian”\*\*

Teenagers are often confused about religion.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/203 "2017-03-08T14:33:06Z")

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\*\* Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!  
Why not make enough?\*\*

Enough WHAT?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/204 "2017-03-08T14:55:00Z")

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\*\*Would you rather?  
Advise me on using Tinder!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/205 "2017-03-08T15:17:54Z")

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\*\*What the heck was that sound last night?  
Rangers vs Olympians  
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And they were fighting from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/206 "2017-03-08T15:37:28Z")

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**Happy to recycle my water bottle BUT…  
My dog is a sloppy drinker.**

Leave the toilet seat up - problem solved.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/207 "2017-03-08T15:57:28Z")

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**I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can’t be tried for it?  
How would you die if you “fell” into Old Faithful?**

“Just stand right there Jerry, so I can take your picture. It’s not scheduled to erupt for another 20 minutes, honest.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/208 "2017-03-08T18:43:21Z")

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\*\* How to build wealth

What will happen if I don’t pay a parking ticket issued by a private parking lot?  
\*\*  
Don’t pay often enough and you’ll be golden.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/209 "2017-03-08T19:21:15Z")

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\*\* Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager

Would YOU write a letter of apology to a professor?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/210 "2017-03-08T21:19:11Z")

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Cause and effect:

\*\*If Donald Trump is so awful, then… \*\*

\*\*It’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/211 "2017-03-08T22:26:57Z")

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Just spotted in MPSIMS:

XKCD Winnipeg shout-out  
So… tell me about hearing aids

- and-

The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread  
Danish boy finds remains of German Messerschmitt in a field

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/212 "2017-03-08T23:43:40Z")

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\*\*Novels with pregnant heroines?  
Rosemary’s Baby \*\*

So far, no one has mentioned the latter in the former thread.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/213 "2017-03-08T23:47:34Z")

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\*\*World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017

And Then The Murders Began\*\*

Sounds about right.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/214 "2017-03-09T02:09:36Z")

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**Travelling to Trump’s America in August  
If I die in the OR**

…it means I believed the advice that any Chicago neighborhood would do just fine.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/215 "2017-03-09T12:59:45Z")

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\*\* Women what do you find attractive in a man?

Why does feeling attractive feel creepy?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/216 "2017-03-09T15:16:46Z")

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\*\* Danish boy finds remains of German Messerschmitt in a field  
No, you can’t live here.\*\*

And I don’t want to.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/217 "2017-03-09T15:26:53Z")

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**If Donald Trump is so awful, then…  
Poll: Who will be our next president? (note: who will be, not who you would like it to be)**

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/218 "2017-03-09T17:53:14Z")

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In GQ index for one shining moment:

**What is the constitutional basis for private prisons?  
I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can’t be tried for it?  
How would you die if you “fell” into Old Faithful?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/219 "2017-03-09T19:19:11Z")

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**Anyone had to have their gutters replaced recently?  
Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/220 "2017-03-09T21:43:43Z")

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\*\*My “Donate My Body To Science” Thing

I haven’t had even the mildest breakout of eczema in over 18 months \*\*

It’s Science’s body now, and they know how to take care of it.

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