# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/241 "2017-03-16T20:35:39Z")

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\*\*Finding diamonds in Arkansas

Any Cartographers Here?  
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Just where _IS_ Arkansas, anyway?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/242 "2017-03-16T21:21:44Z")

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**Single for awhile now…musings**.  
\*\*I need… a good mop. \*\*

TMI, dude.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/243 "2017-03-17T14:28:38Z")

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\*\* I just realized I don’t think I know anyone with (just a) mustache. Do you?

Not My Urologist…  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/244 "2017-03-17T17:01:57Z")

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\*\*Weiner dog owners, can we talk?

What is Trump’s Tree?

\*\*  
I want to walk my Weiner dog there after he hydrates.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/245 "2017-03-17T17:48:54Z")

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\*\* What kind of car should I get? (Need answer sort of fast)

Hurray! Auto emission standards reduced! Phew!  
\*\*  
Just in Time!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/246 "2017-03-17T18:30:07Z")

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\*\*A visit from the Master of the Univers (plus harem)

What to do with a box of condoms  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/247 "2017-03-17T23:06:23Z")

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**What “American” activities would Japanese high school exchange students want to engage in?  
Kamikazes in the U.S. military, and the implications**

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/248 "2017-03-18T02:43:39Z")

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**Fart transmitted diseases  
Expensive in the USA but cheap in Europe**

See? Nationalized health care is in fact the way to go!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/249 "2017-03-18T14:34:38Z")

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\*\*What does Will Smith say in the theme to Fresh Prince?  
I love celery \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/250 "2017-03-18T14:51:58Z")

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**Things that bug you about Star Trek  
Unconvential Music Solos**

I hate those Theremin solos!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/251 "2017-03-18T15:12:55Z")

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\*\*Finding a biological parent when you don’t know who they are.  
DNA Analysis \*\*

That’s one way.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/252 "2017-03-19T00:40:09Z")

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\*\*What if Japan hadn’t surrendered?

How is modern warfare different from WWII?\*\*

For one, Japan doesn’t surrender nearly as much.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/253 "2017-03-19T02:47:00Z")

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**Collaborative experiment  
Can you bend just the last joint of your fingers?**

All right everybody, on the count of three…1, 2, 3, BEND!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/254 "2017-03-19T03:42:59Z")

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**Your startup idea is stupid and I can’t implement it for you  
The Kellyanne Conway Thread**

If only she’d told him that.

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**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/255 "2017-03-19T11:32:15Z")

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**Weiner dog owners, Can we talk?**  
**I need help please**

and if it weren’t for this thread being in the way I could follow it up with

Idiot dog owners

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**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/256 "2017-03-19T11:38:42Z")

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**An absolutely perfect example of blind justice  
Elderly farmer in UK acquitted of shooting would be burglar  
Alas, poor Alexa, I knew her — YEAGGGHHHH!**

Maybe if justice weren’t blind the farmer would have been convicted of doing in Alexa.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/257 "2017-03-19T13:04:53Z")

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\*\*If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your life…

Disney Beauty & the Beast live-action\*\*

Emma Watson all the way!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/258 "2017-03-19T14:55:21Z")

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\*\* This is why I prefer not to date  
I’m a hoodlum!\*\*

Yeah, they get bent out of shape when I take them to dinner and then steal their purse. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/259 "2017-03-19T19:27:01Z")

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\*\*I shot a couple of suppressed firearms yesterday…

Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/260 "2017-03-19T20:34:15Z")

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**Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting!  
First Dates are fun!**

Fun, but exhausting…

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