# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/261 "2017-03-19T22:30:18Z")
\*\*I shot a couple of suppressed firearms yesterday… First Dates are fun! \*\* Lotta mileage in these thread titles… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/262 "2017-03-20T12:37:59Z")
\*\* Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting! Anybody else suffer from inappropriate laughter syndrome?\*\* Successful hitmen don’t go into fits of giggling. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/263 "2017-03-20T13:04:45Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* This is why I prefer not to date > I’m a hoodlum!\*\* > > Yeah, they get bent out of shape when I take them to dinner and then steal their purse. :dubious: From Woody Allen’s 1969 film **Take the Money and Run** : > [@](#): > > Virgil: After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/264 "2017-03-20T16:08:31Z")
**Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting! This is why I prefer not to date** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/265 "2017-03-20T18:38:57Z")
\*\* David Rockefeller has died Anybody else suffer from inappropriate laughter syndrome?\*\* Harsh. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/266 "2017-03-20T20:23:46Z")
\*\*Girl Guides Canada cancels US travel Killing someone and trying to get away with it is exhausting! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/267 "2017-03-20T20:37:24Z")
**A question for those that call themselves “Christian” Will they really bring back the battleship?** Jesus is coming - and this time he’s heavily armed. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/268 "2017-03-21T10:13:30Z")
**A question for those that call themselves “Christian” At what point did Civil Defense in the USA during the Cold War become pointless?** Hey, once huge flaming mountains start falling into the sea, and a third of the seas turn to blood, and the star “Wormwood” falls from the heavens and poisons the waters, and a third of the stars are cast down from the heavens, I don’t think your basement fallout shelter is going to help you much. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/269 "2017-03-21T12:58:19Z")
\*\*Theft of copper power lines - is this common? Can you get in trouble for reporting too many items stolen to amazon \*\* How long a stolen power line is too much? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/270 "2017-03-21T14:03:22Z")
\*\* This Morning I was a “Typical” Male I am Throwing Things Away\*\* No way! You’re gonna have to turn in your “Typical Male” card. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/271 "2017-03-21T22:34:39Z")
**Girl Guides Canada cancels US travel This is why I prefer not to date** "Man, I had a hot date lined up with this 10-year old Canadian chick, and then she cancelled on me! …Hey, why’s everybody looking at me like that?" ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/272 "2017-03-22T12:03:33Z")
\*\*How Did The Germans Treat American POW’s in WWII? April Showers. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/273 "2017-03-22T13:04:33Z")
\*\* CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - “… and loving it!” Pilot in Calgary passes out in cockpit before take-off; charged with drunk operation of aircraft\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/274 "2017-03-22T14:54:59Z")
\*\*The Gift of Life-Who would you pick? The world oldest man is an holocaust survivor. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/275 "2017-03-22T19:23:40Z")
\*\* Please give us some pointers for our South-West USA road trip and tell us we’re not crazy… Do you like The Beach?\*\* Because if that’s the reason you picked New Mexico over California, then you’re crazy. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/276 "2017-03-23T16:54:50Z")
\*\*Transgender weightlifter wins women’s competition. I think I’m discovering a new path in life \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/277 "2017-03-23T18:59:34Z")
\*\*I didnt think it was possible for any person who works inside a office to go to work and not Post Something Interesting About English \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/278 "2017-03-24T11:57:11Z")
\*\*Sperm testing: there’s an app for that Handshake! Handshake? “They want us to shake hands.” Trump refusing to shake hands with Merkel \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/279 "2017-03-24T13:18:56Z")
**Artforms that could be great but suck Unintentionally funny songs** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/280 "2017-03-24T16:24:02Z")
\*\*Space travel Per-mile tax \*\* It adds up fast… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=15)