# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/281 "2017-03-24T20:20:24Z")

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\*\* How bad is Brexit going to be?  
“we have the rule of law”\*\*

Well, that’s really goddamn boring.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/282 "2017-03-24T20:23:06Z")

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\*\* How does legal professional discipline work in the US?  
Do (or Did) Some Fraternities Initiate Pledges by Paddling Them?\*\*

“Congratulations, you’re now a member of the bar association.” WHACK!! “Ow!!!”

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/283 "2017-03-24T20:23:38Z")

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\*\*Extremely rare things that have happened to you … twice.

How many times have you almost died?

Stupidest injury ever  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/284 "2017-03-25T00:59:50Z")

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**Trumpcare  
How many times have you almost died?**

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/285 "2017-03-25T01:00:39Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*\* How does legal professional discipline work in the US?  
> Do (or Did) Some Fraternities Initiate Pledges by Paddling Them?\*\*
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> “Congratulations, you’re now a member of the bar association.” WHACK!! “Ow!!!”

Picturing this made me giggle. Still giggling…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/286 "2017-03-25T07:17:18Z")

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**Most oddly specific retail store  
Dating a cocaine addict**

“We’ve got everything from elegant little spoons and gold-plated straws for that ‘special someone’, to high-security safes to keep all your valuables in!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/287 "2017-03-26T00:17:39Z")

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**Re: ACA, why don’t the republicans…?  
Dogfight! A-10 vs. P-51**

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/288 "2017-03-26T01:40:12Z")

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\*\*Extremely rare things that have happened to you … twice.

Second close call with a chainsaw in the last two weeks. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/289 "2017-03-26T03:26:32Z")

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\*\* Second close call with a chainsaw in the last two weeks.  
Glue shortage - has anyone else noticed?\*\*

It takes plenty of Elmer’s to manage chainsaw mishaps. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/290 "2017-03-26T15:19:25Z")

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\*\* Is Rivkah Chaya a common Jewish name?

Why some people look like their name \*\*

A lot of people look like a “Rivkah Chaya”.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/291 "2017-03-26T15:20:44Z")

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\*\*Second close call with a chainsaw in the last two weeks.

How many times have you almost died? \*\*

Truly, these are the sequential threads that keep on giving.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/292 "2017-03-26T15:59:42Z")

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**What’s it like living on a busy road?  
Waxy oily blood - whats the cause??**

Not looking both ways. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/293 "2017-03-26T16:20:33Z")

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**What does the solid mass of poop come from?  
Need some math help for my painting**

No wonder the N.E.A. has stopped taking [Andres Serrano](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andres_Serrano)’s phone calls. :smack:

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/294 "2017-03-27T00:02:30Z")

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**Between Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and Papa Johns, who has the  
Actors who become unrecognizable when old**

How should I know? They’re old and unrecognizable.

At least they have jobs, however.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/295 "2017-03-27T07:10:02Z")

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**German scientists have created an artificial sun that sounds like a death ray  
How many times have you almost died?**

From artificial-sun death rays? None, so far.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/296 "2017-03-27T11:58:41Z")

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**Most Americans believe Trump owns Trump Tower, making it PERFECT cover for …  
Dating a cocaine addict**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/297 "2017-03-27T12:07:49Z")

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\*\*Most Americans believe Trump owns Trump Tower, making it PERFECT cover for …

Trump Campaign Chair Busted for Pedophila  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/298 "2017-03-27T14:20:56Z")

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\*\*Hospital catching on fire; what’s the protocol?  
How do they find the dental records to identify bodies with?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/299 "2017-03-27T17:51:23Z")

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\*\*Most Americans believe Trump owns Trump Tower, making it PERFECT cover for …

The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making  
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/300 "2017-03-27T20:46:09Z")

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**Why some people look like their name  
Second close call with a chainsaw in the last two weeks.**

…if your name happens to be “Chainsaw Pete”.

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