# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/321 "2017-03-30T13:27:12Z")
\*\*SpaceX return to flight and landing attempt: Success! I’m calling because you took a cruise \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/322 "2017-03-30T14:51:04Z")
\*\* Legal question-getaway driver culpability Why shoplift deodorant? \*\* Organized crime ain’t what it used to be. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/323 "2017-03-30T15:53:01Z")
\*\* Whats this strange ticking sound in my house? “Terminate with extreme prejudice”. What does it mean? \*\* You’ll know in about 60 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/324 "2017-03-30T16:42:34Z")
\*\*Most Americans believe Trump owns Trump Tower, making it PERFECT cover for … Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/325 "2017-03-30T19:09:35Z")
\*\* As God is my witness…[dropping turkeys] Where are they now?.. \*\* On the ground …or under it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/326 "2017-03-30T21:19:37Z")
\*\*IF you had to be eaten to death by an animal, what animal would you choose? Best automatic litter box? \*\* 'Cause you’re not going to be around to empty it later. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/327 "2017-03-30T22:11:55Z")
\*\*Who are your favorite NEW YORKER artists (cartoonists)? RIP: New Yorker cartoonist Jack Ziegler\*\* Shit. Now I have to redo my list. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/328 "2017-03-31T12:20:13Z")
\*\* A few days ago I was accused of putting my hands around a nurse’s neck I shot a couple of suppressed firearms yesterday… \*\* More good times at the V.A. outpatient clinic. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/329 "2017-03-31T14:05:58Z")
**What are some common activities that you have never engaged in? (and let’s select a thread winner) Sherri Papini abduction** Oh, come now; just about everyone has abducted Sherri Papini at one time or another. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/330 "2017-03-31T15:56:38Z")
**How will infantry weapons evolve over the next decades? Canadianisms!** A new automatic rifle that goes eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/331 "2017-03-31T18:21:52Z")
\*\*12 people…(a bit long, sorry) Where are they now?.. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/332 "2017-03-31T18:54:21Z")
\*\*What do these goddamn gnats want from me??? IF you had to be eaten to death by an animal, what animal would you choose? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/333 "2017-04-01T14:06:11Z")
\*\* Have you flip-flopped politically with age? Dating a cocaine addict \*\* Been there, done that, flip-flopped, no longer date druggies. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/334 "2017-04-01T14:25:16Z")
**A crazy, mad science idea : proving if the death penalty is effective Wanted: Advice on Cremation Services** I’m gonna take a wild guess that it was effective. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/335 "2017-04-01T14:48:29Z")
\*\*Bricker is a Pile of Shit Sculpted into Human Shape Bricker, You’re a Jackass Extraordinaire \*\* It’s “Pit Bricker Day” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/336 "2017-04-01T14:54:38Z")
\*\*Legal question-getaway driver culpability Driving Relaxes me? \*\* I fail to see how getaway driving could relax anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/337 "2017-04-01T15:03:36Z")
**Polygraph reliability Volts, Amps, Watts, and Hours** Jack up any of those variables, and you’re bound to get at the truth eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/338 "2017-04-01T16:48:54Z")
\*\* “Clean Living” Rock Stars? Trump sings (not a joke) \*\* He’s not a rock star, and I doubt he’s “clean living.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/339 "2017-04-01T18:12:02Z")
**who else is watching April the pregnant giraffe Sea Otter Cam Osprey Cam** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/340 "2017-04-02T01:52:58Z")
\*\*“Sure I text while driving. \*#@% you if you don’t like it!” When will idiots learn not to text and drive? (Texas bus accident) \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=18)