# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/341 "2017-04-02T07:48:26Z")
**Where are they now?..** **Watching World Curling** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/342 "2017-04-02T14:06:08Z")
\*\*Bridget Anne Kelly and Bill Baroni sentenced for Bridgegate Where are they now?.. \*\* In the clink. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/343 "2017-04-02T15:36:40Z")
**Opinions on Ayn Rand Your most unusual excrement** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/344 "2017-04-02T22:28:02Z")
\*\* I’m not superstitious but… Removing a stuck ring Non Sequiturs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/345 "2017-04-03T03:51:00Z")
These just came up next to each other in a New Posts search: **Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm Removing a stuck ring** ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/346 "2017-04-03T06:02:19Z")
**Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm** **Second close call with a chainsaw in the last two weeks.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/347 "2017-04-03T12:37:46Z")
\*\* How to approach someone you have a crush on Your most unusual excrement\*\* “Look baby, it’s the most beautiful iridescent green! Where are you going?” 😕 ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/348 "2017-04-03T15:34:39Z")
\*\*IF you had to be eaten to death by an animal, what animal would you choose? Opinions on Ayn Rand \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/349 "2017-04-03T20:14:37Z")
\*\*Continuing discussion of SpaceX launches Where are they now?.. \*\* Still on earth. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/350 "2017-04-03T20:39:14Z")
\*\* Living and dying on only caviar, champagne, truffles, foie gras Buyouts / bankruptcies like Harry & David\*\* See, they should’ve stuck to selling pears. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/351 "2017-04-03T21:08:28Z")
\*\*Is There A Way To Guarantee That I’m Buying Genuine Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee or Kopi “Legal” Question \*\* Because I want to know if it’s real Jamaican “coffee”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/352 "2017-04-04T15:08:50Z")
\*\*How to approach someone you have a crush on Have you ever used a suicide hotline? \*\* “There are times when I just think I don’t have anything to live for…Say, you have a really beautiful voice, though…You wouldn’t happen to be the Mary Sue who’s about 5’ 7”, long blonde hair, really beautiful blue eyes, likes to wear those peasant blouses and long skirts, takes the 42nd Street bus home every day about 5:30…Oh, you _are_? Gosh, what a coincidence!" ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/353 "2017-04-04T17:16:00Z")
\*\* Chimp Hurls Feces At Zoo’s Crowd, Nails Grandma Right In The Face What are some common activities that you have never engaged in? (and let’s select a thread winner)\*\* Got some aunts and uncles that way but nope, never Grandma. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/354 "2017-04-04T23:39:13Z")
\*\* Opening Day in the MMP!!! Chimp Hurls Feces At Zoo’s Crowd, Nails Grandma Right In The Face \*\* It’s always exciting when they throw out the first pitch. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/355 "2017-04-05T01:37:15Z")
**What does “Do the right thing” mean to you? Dating a cocaine addict** By that logic you are doing even righter if they’re hooked on smack. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/356 "2017-04-05T20:13:38Z")
\*\*How to approach someone you have a crush on Security Camera Suggestions Sought\*\* Ummmm, let’s call that Plan B. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/357 "2017-04-05T20:37:00Z")
\*\*Are carnivorous beasts people too? Where are you going to be for the eclipse \*\* Not in the grizzly den, even if they have chips and salsa. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/358 "2017-04-06T12:00:47Z")
\*\*Ever had a really noisy neighbor? Second close call with a chainsaw in the last two weeks. \*\* Try not yelling at him until _after_ he’s finished. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/359 "2017-04-06T12:55:28Z")
\*\*Ask the Spouse of a Disabled Person Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm \*\* She’s disabled every night, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/360 "2017-04-06T13:25:18Z")
**Have you ever used a suicide hotline? Opinions on Ayn Rand** Well, her writing _is_ pretty tedious, but I simply put the book down. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=19)