# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 19

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/361 "2017-04-06T15:24:58Z")

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\*\* Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm  
How would you react if someone in your social circle claimed to be the God of the Old Testament? \*\*

… So the woman says, ‘My god! Who _are_ you?’ Thor says, ‘I am _Thor!_’ The woman says, ‘You think _you’re_ thore, what about _me?_’

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/362 "2017-04-06T17:37:25Z")

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\*\* The thread of stupid questions

A man’s absolute worst nightmare.  
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“So why DID the Chicken Cross the Road, really?”

“AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/363 "2017-04-06T19:15:11Z")

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\*\*A man’s absolute worst nightmare.  
Am I overreacting about my old friend on facebook liking someone’s photo but not my own? \*\*

Yes. Yes, you are.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/364 "2017-04-06T20:02:49Z")

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\*\* Why do magnets stay magnets?  
Sticky IP Address vs. Sticky MAC Address?  
\*\*  
I don’t think either of those are what makes it sticky.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/365 "2017-04-07T01:36:49Z")

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\*\* Are carnivorous beasts people too?  
Opinions on Ayn Rand\*\*

Ever see her eat a cheeseburger? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/366 "2017-04-07T12:30:49Z")

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\*\* What happens if someone touches a exposed male mains power plug that is drawing power?  
Christmas Gifts for an Invalid \*\*

At best. ☹

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/367 "2017-04-07T16:16:03Z")

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\*\*Women: how large should men’s penises be?  
Men over 6’4-- what’s it like? \*\*

A tad too much.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/368 "2017-04-07T17:02:57Z")

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\*\* Who is the youngest person you know who died?

Don Rickles RIP

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Ninety years old – he was so YOUNG!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/369 "2017-04-07T17:16:12Z")

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\*\*Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm

Most original pick-up line you’ve heard  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/370 "2017-04-08T16:32:18Z")

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**What relatively inexpensive products do you splurge on?  
We Are Going to Adopt a Child!**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/371 "2017-04-08T17:18:04Z")

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\*\* On a scale from 1 to 10…  
Poll: Women: how large should men’s penises be?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/372 "2017-04-08T21:28:53Z")

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**Women: how large should men’s penises be?  
Why should I listen to you?**

Anyway, it’s not the size that matters. It’s how you use it. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/373 "2017-04-08T22:40:38Z")

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**Poll: Women: how large should men’s penises be?  
How would you bet against America?**

Don’t make that bet - we’ve got the biggest dicks of all right here in America (bazinga!).

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/374 "2017-04-09T04:11:36Z")

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Currently in The Pit:

\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Stupid Islam News of the Day  
Stupid Social Justice Warrior Bullshit O’ the Day. \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/375 "2017-04-10T11:30:09Z")

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\*\* Canadianisms!

CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - “… and loving it!”  
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\*\* Weiner dog owners, can we talk?

Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test  
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\*\*Popular Science: Body Decomposition in Water

My “Donate My Body To Science” Thing  
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/376 "2017-04-10T15:06:34Z")

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\*\* Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test

Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm \*\*

But did the video turn out?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/377 "2017-04-10T22:27:59Z")

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\*\*First anniversary gift for girlfriend. What to buy?  
How many Americans actually want a wall? \*\*

Well, if it’s a really nice wall, maybe she’ll like it. Maybe paint some hearts on it?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/378 "2017-04-10T23:08:10Z")

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**Most and least useful things to pack when camping.  
These sequential threads TRUMP everything!**

You definitely need to leave room for sequential threads.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/379 "2017-04-11T04:47:19Z")

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**Cliches that have happened to you  
Special force soldier vs thug in a street fight**

Now, I can’t seem to remember whether it really happened or was just a video game I used to play.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/380 "2017-04-11T17:10:36Z")

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\*\*Girl asks for Poop-themed birthday party  
Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm \*\*

Now that’s one HELL of a party!!!

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