# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/21 "2017-02-01T05:07:29Z")

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**Traveling for Business: Share Your Stories  
I’ve eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days**

Yeah, my expense account’s been cut too.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/22 "2017-02-01T09:55:57Z")

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**What would be your “Dances with Wolves” style name?  
“Pardoning” gays**

Actually, Ludovic Gaypardoner has a nice ring to it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/23 "2017-02-01T13:23:38Z")

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\*\* The first ‘firing’ by our new president  
Korematsu Doodle – Bravo, Google! \*\*

You gotta admit, Korematsu Doodle is a really stupid name for a Secretary of State, even if Google liked him.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/24 "2017-02-01T16:38:48Z")

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\*\* What was it like for people leaning Right in 2009?  
Zap! You’re an invisible pink unicorn!\*\*

Obama’s first executive order. I remember it well. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/25 "2017-02-01T16:43:51Z")

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\*\* 2017 Diet and Fitness Thread  
All you can eat pancakes???\*\*

Yes! Add a comfy couch and a daily two-hour nap, and it’s a fitness program I can live with.

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**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/26 "2017-02-01T19:55:46Z")

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**Why do Humans Have Sex?  
The birds and the bees, teaching kids about sex**

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/27 "2017-02-01T23:04:56Z")

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Breakthrough in Locked In Syndrome  
Thanks, Donald  
Or,

Thanks, Donald  
I’ve eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/28 "2017-02-02T04:00:33Z")

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**If TCM had a marathon of dated movies  
Is TCM doing something with their scheduling?**

Yes, they’re having a marathon of dated movies. Do pay attention.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/29 "2017-02-02T15:27:35Z")

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\*\*Hardwood and Building Code  
The postage stamp test for impotency  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/30 "2017-02-02T16:19:47Z")

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**Cat food recall (canned 9 Lives)  
Donald and the dead horse**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/31 "2017-02-02T21:40:48Z")

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\*\*Guess how many murders there were in Quebec City in 2016  
As if Today Couldn’t Get Any Worse  
All you can eat pancakes??? \*\*

Murder is one thing, but all you can eat pancakes go beyond the pale.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/32 "2017-02-03T12:31:34Z")

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**People need to stop making stuff up to make Trump look bad  
The Bowling Green Massacre**

Conway made that up to make Trump look bad!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/33 "2017-02-03T12:56:13Z")

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**I _really_ shouldn’t have laughed at this, but…  
I’ve eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, I don’t get it

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/34 "2017-02-03T13:28:48Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> **I _really_ shouldn’t have laughed at this, but…  
> I’ve eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days**
> 
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, I don’t get it

That first one will get a lot of use.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/35 "2017-02-03T14:09:32Z")

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\*\* Fish, air bladders and barometric pressure  
Does prostate stimulation using sex toys actually work? \*\*

Maybe, but you probably shouldn’t be shopping for them at the Gloucester City Market.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/36 "2017-02-03T14:35:47Z")

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**I _really_ shouldn’t have laughed at this, but…  
These sequential threads TRUMP everything!**

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/37 "2017-02-03T14:49:47Z")

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**You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people?  
Zap! You’re an invisible pink unicorn!**

You may want to rethink the “invisible” part.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/38 "2017-02-03T15:07:51Z")

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**You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people?  
Poll: Where is your wallet?**

Wouldn’t a godlike entity know that?  
Why would a godlike entity want to know that?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/39 "2017-02-03T15:24:22Z")

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\*\*Is the use of the word “caveat” increasing, and incorrectly?

Mistakes were made, in latin  
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In English, too, evidently.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/40 "2017-02-03T20:43:04Z")

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**You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people?  
Trump’s Labia**

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