# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/381 "2017-04-11T17:13:16Z")

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\*\* Is it difficult to find a family that doesn’t get embarrased over sex?  
Front room curtains - open or closed? \*\*

Opened. We’re not embarrassed.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/382 "2017-04-11T19:08:31Z")

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\*\*Bannon Degraded  
How much would you accept to be bumped?  
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Well we all know what he is, now we’re just arguing amounts.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/383 "2017-04-11T20:56:45Z")

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\*\*Rifle shooting advice  
Why do people do this in public restrooms  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/384 "2017-04-12T18:26:54Z")

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\*\* Compelling A Witness To Speak: How?  
Hemorrhoids and infection\*\*

“If compelled to sit on this hard wooden chair, you _vill_ talk.” “Aieeee!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/385 "2017-04-12T18:38:53Z")

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**All Four Forces of Physics United  
United**

united…united…united…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/386 "2017-04-13T12:10:51Z")

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\*\* To the men, the first time a girl broke your heart?  
How much would you accept to be bumped?\*\*

“$800 to accept that you’re leaving me for Jake? Um, how about $1500?”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/387 "2017-04-13T16:05:30Z")

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\*\* My face has been hurting and I’m concerned  
Why the intensity of debate about the United Airlines incident?\*\*

Well, you started it by not giving up your seat. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/388 "2017-04-13T17:45:05Z")

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\*\*How to make people comply without force  
Home Defense pistol yes or no  
\*\*  
I don’t think that work means what you think it means.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/389 "2017-04-13T20:14:24Z")

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\*\* We Are Going to Adopt a Child!  
Belief in Santa and Easter bunny required in Ontario\*\*

That does it, we’re raising the little git in Quebec. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/390 "2017-04-15T05:29:02Z")

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**United airlines brutally removes passenger after overbooking flight**  
**On second thought there might be a problem with my solution.**

Yeah, you really should have thought that through more.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/391 "2017-04-15T15:07:55Z")

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\*\*What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and your name was different?  
Anybody here had Electrical Cardioversion? \*\*

“Electrical Cardiversion” is a really cool name.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/392 "2017-04-15T21:57:56Z")

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\*\* Let’s solve the overbooking problem with a simple plan  
Increased pressure on NK\*\*

Kicking Kim Jong-Un’s butt everytime United bumps a passenger is just a feel-good solution. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/393 "2017-04-16T14:39:59Z")

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**Why has America stopped producing superold people?  
Am I having botulism for dinner?**

Remember when we used to have the FDA… ?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/394 "2017-04-16T15:38:24Z")

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**So, who is the most interesting man in the world?  
Al Gore and Embezzlement?**

Sorry, even embezzlement isn’t enough to make Al Gore interesting.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/395 "2017-04-17T12:37:45Z")

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\*\* The last person who was alive in the 19th century just died  
Bad times for penguins?\*\*

Can’t someone else feed them?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/396 "2017-04-17T14:25:54Z")

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Separated by three:  
\*\*And my budgie flock doubles in size!

Damn Horny Woodpeckers

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/397 "2017-04-17T20:41:38Z")

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\*\* Adolf Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons?!  
41% approval rating \*\*

See, he’s already more popular than Trump.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/398 "2017-04-17T21:21:05Z")

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\*\* Folding Bicycles–experiences?

" If You’re Gonna Ride My Ass… "

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/399 "2017-04-17T21:52:10Z")

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\*\* How do you want your obit to read?  
How is this not age/disability discrimination? \*\*

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/400 "2017-04-18T04:52:54Z")

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**Trump Approval Hits 50%  
How do you want your obit to read?**

“Passed away upon learning that Trump’s approval rating had hit 50%”

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