# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/421 "2017-04-23T00:13:22Z")
\*\* Did I just eat a slice of headcheese? Ham \*\* _Whew!_ Good! I was worried for a minute, there! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/422 "2017-04-23T04:33:59Z")
**Need throw rug that omits no odors What is this? Slug eggs? Fungus?** Yes! Our amazing throw rug omits no objectionable odors! Rotting meat, putrescent cheese, popped sebaceous cysts and lots more! Use the StenchRug™ in your home, and no guest will ever overstay his welcome again! Order now, only $19.95 and we send you not one, but two StenchRugs™ and a free gift, the Stinky Washcloth™.\* \*Not available in Vermont. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/423 "2017-04-23T07:08:21Z")
**Is James Cameron biting off more than he can chew?** **Domino’s Pizza** Oh, James. Making a pig of yourself again. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/424 "2017-04-23T17:46:56Z")
\*\*You can relay a single 140 character message to your 16-year-old self. What do you say? Join the army? \*\* It’s a thought. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/425 "2017-04-24T11:20:13Z")
**Nuclear End Scenario/What Would You Do? Join the army?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/426 "2017-04-24T12:05:29Z")
**So, who’s going to the March for Science? Small dog people, what am I?** [A Labrador puppy](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155351081134165&set=p.10155351081134165&type=3&theater), evidently. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/427 "2017-04-24T14:19:38Z")
**Nuclear End Scenario/What Would You Do? Handwriting** “Here I am at the end of days, here in the town of arrrrrghhhhhh…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/428 "2017-04-24T17:18:47Z")
\*\* Officiating a wedding in Virginia What are the effects of a Hiroshima nuke detonating at 30K feet?\*\* A very memorable ceremony, but setting off a few Roman candles is lots cheaper. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/429 "2017-04-24T18:36:28Z")
\*\*Why am I making bad peanut butter? Is James Cameron biting off more than he can chew? \*\* It’s not a good idea to bite off more Bad Peanut Butter than you can chew. It sticks to the roof of your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/430 "2017-04-24T18:44:16Z")
**Ubering for 6 months – a summary Worse than drunk driving…** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/431 "2017-04-24T19:07:14Z")
Edit: nm, \*\*Colibri \*\*was there already. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/432 "2017-04-24T21:10:49Z")
**Ham Is there really no thread for The Leftovers?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/433 "2017-04-24T22:29:30Z")
\*\*What are the effects of a Hiroshima nuke detonating at 30K feet? Aquatic dinosaurs? \*\* I think the technical term is “Godzilla”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/434 "2017-04-25T00:40:29Z")
\*\* What’s for Dinner Is there really no thread for The Leftovers?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/435 "2017-04-25T03:12:47Z")
\*\*What are the effects of a Hiroshima nuke detonating at 30K feet? The Radioactive Boy Scout \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/436 "2017-04-25T09:20:32Z")
**What is the largest an animal can be? The Radioactive Boy Scout** I saw that movie. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/437 "2017-04-25T12:47:06Z")
\*\* My father was told he is terminal I lost my phone, and you have no idea how inconvenienced I feel.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/438 "2017-04-25T14:24:28Z")
\*\*Pilots: You must choose any five planes to own, but… Join the army? \*\* I assume you’ll choose the Warthog. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/439 "2017-04-25T19:33:22Z")
\*\* Choose from the following magical boons Do you wipe sitting down or standing up? \*\* Magical! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/440 "2017-04-25T19:41:44Z")
\*\*What ‘laws’ have you come up with? What is “mopery?” \*\* I came up with that law! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=23)