# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/461 "2017-04-30T13:47:29Z")
\*\*What do you have a degree in? 32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle \*\* From the prestigious Milton Bradley University. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/462 "2017-04-30T16:16:06Z")
**Dang it, Spouse! Most shocking you have learned about your ancestors?** Honey! Why didn’t you _tell_ me your grandmother was a cannibal? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/463 "2017-05-01T10:31:47Z")
**What do you look for in a veggie “meat substitute”? Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam …** It hasn’t got a lot of Spam in it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/464 "2017-05-01T15:51:04Z")
\*\* Your fanciest hotel room? Chicago - free parking near L station\*\* The back seat is comfy, but I never find mints on the cushions. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/465 "2017-05-01T16:39:37Z")
**What is the worst fashion trend that you followed? What does the word ‘Floop’ mean to you?** And here we see the spring collection, with the latest in floops… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/466 "2017-05-01T17:29:41Z")
**Electrical tape. What is it used for? “Let me make you cool” - does this happen IRL?** It worked for Wendy O. Williams. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/467 "2017-05-01T18:15:14Z")
\*\* Grey Hair? fat \*\* You’ll find lots of choices on match.com. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/468 "2017-05-02T01:58:47Z")
**Any neo-Freudians out there? Can I write on a Word document by hand?** Fantasizing about masturbation, hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/469 "2017-05-02T17:06:07Z")
**Cubmaster tips and tricks, please “Stealthing” (man removing a condom in mid-sex act)** “That’s just not right.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/470 "2017-05-02T17:42:08Z")
\*\* Old-enough American Dopers: AARP member or not? What do you do if you find a gun in a plane’s bathroom? \*\* Keep it. Ain’t no one gonna mess with my Social Security. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/471 "2017-05-02T17:46:08Z")
\*\*Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam … Poll: That old-time firearm solvent scent… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/472 "2017-05-02T18:26:12Z")
\*\*Worst Fast Food Menu Gimmick Item You Ever Tried? Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam … \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/473 "2017-05-02T19:03:01Z")
\*\* Who does not have to call POTUS “Mr. President”? Just how good an approximation is Nukemap? \*\* Quite good, really. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/474 "2017-05-03T15:30:46Z")
**If You Met Someone Who Went To An Exclusive Boarding School, What Would You Ask Them? Is it okay to be sick of gratuitous gayity?** I was sick of it after the exclusive boarding school. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/475 "2017-05-03T17:09:31Z")
\*\* Is it okay to be sick of gratuitous gayity? How good are you driving stick? \*\* …if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/476 "2017-05-03T17:34:11Z")
\*\*I got a message from President Trump! My Cat Loves Applesauce \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/477 "2017-05-03T20:00:17Z")
\*\*Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don’t even know it Dick-slicers of the world, unite! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/478 "2017-05-03T20:35:49Z")
\*\*Garygnu Welcomes Babygnu Unfortunate names of real people \*\* Yes. Unfortunately, those are their real names. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/479 "2017-05-03T22:26:02Z")
\*\* What has been the leading cause of death for humans? Why do cats do this? \*\* Because they can? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/480 "2017-05-04T00:52:13Z")
\*\* I’m going to Cape Cod (Provincetown) in June! Whale wars! \*\* Or Whale-Watcher Wars, maybe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=25)