# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/481 "2017-05-04T01:10:21Z")

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\*\*My Cat Loves Applesauce

Cats: more social than you’d think \*\*

That’s some good applesauce there.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/482 "2017-05-04T06:30:20Z")

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\*\*What do you do if you find a gun in a plane’s bathroom?  
Who’s flown first class? What to expect? \*\*

Gold-plated uzis.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/483 "2017-05-04T09:41:26Z")

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\*\*Anyone else ever get the double whammy of a Endoscopy and Colonoscopy?  
Participating in your SOs activities which you don’t enjoy \*\*

You’re not thinking of chickening out, are you? Cone on, don’t let your SO down. They’re offering two for one, with a couples discount!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/484 "2017-05-04T12:40:48Z")

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\*\* What are “Chills and Fever”?  
At what point does anal sex with a taller woman become impossible?\*\*

Um, maybe your best bet is some nice chicken soup?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/485 "2017-05-04T15:31:52Z")

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\*\*“Stealthing” (man removing a condom in mid-sex act)

Who knew sex harassment could be such a good thing?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/486 "2017-05-04T17:13:18Z")

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\*\*Driving to Monterrey Mexico?

Poll: How good are you driving stick?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/487 "2017-05-04T17:18:50Z")

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\*\*Can you tell a joke in 4 words or less?  
Plane crash in Mukilteo  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/488 "2017-05-04T19:44:05Z")

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\*\*Anthony Kennedy to retire this year?

He’s been KIDNAPPED (& there’s a reward)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/489 "2017-05-05T16:06:37Z")

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\*\* Is Business friendly socialism a political ideology  
Who’s flown first class? What to expect?\*\*

There is no first class under the New Order. Business class on May Day Airways is a jump seat next to the restroom. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/490 "2017-05-05T19:47:51Z")

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\*\* Code for electric panel in bedroom closet  
Can an electric shock blow off a person’s limbs?\*\*

Punch in 999 while wearing rubber boots. You’ll be fine, really.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/491 "2017-05-05T20:08:51Z")

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\*\*Ransomeware prevention app

He’s been KIDNAPPED (& there’s a reward) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/492 "2017-05-05T22:01:07Z")

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\*\* So, do you think the CIA tried to kill Kim Jong-un?  
Is the first relationship after a bad breakup _always_ bad?\*\*

Poor Kim Jong-un, had to catch Donald on the rebound after the Trump-Putin breakup. ☹

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/493 "2017-05-07T02:13:15Z")

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\*\*Looking for scientific nomenclature for the bear anatomy

What percentage of the population has been in a porn movie?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/494 "2017-05-07T16:26:06Z")

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\*\*Shaving Pubic Area  
What makes some teenage girls choose a ‘classy’ look over an ‘arsty’ one? \*\*

There’s no accounting for taste. Get your inspiration [here](http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/interactive/2012/8/julyna_designs.jpg)!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/495 "2017-05-07T19:26:02Z")

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\*\*Laborious mini-rants of May

Where the fuck is the sun?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/496 "2017-05-07T19:28:46Z")

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\*\* Help me with this idiom, please!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam …  
\*\*

Needs more Spam…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/497 "2017-05-07T22:45:48Z")

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\*\* What has been the leading cause of death for humans?  
Haircut Prices\*\*

“That’ll be twenty bucks for a trim.”  
“You’re killing me here!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/498 "2017-05-08T11:13:31Z")

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\*\* Was this food poisoning or ??

Shaving Pubic Area

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I confuse those all the time, myself

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/499 "2017-05-08T11:42:15Z")

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\*\*What has been the leading cause of death for humans?

Tom Mullica’s cigarette trick

\*\*  
we gotta get him to stop doing that one.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/500 "2017-05-08T12:37:39Z")

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**Demand discharge from Hospital  
3 days in hospital–I feel like Hell.  
Princess Diana died 20 years ago this summer**

Now, now. As I recall, she didn’t die from a three-day hospital stay.

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