# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/521 "2017-05-11T14:31:07Z")
\*\*Trump has fired Comey. Feeling Lonely \*\* Shouldn’t have fired him, then. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/522 "2017-05-11T14:33:11Z")
\*\*Are there really no featherless bipeds besides us? Schrodinger’s Cat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/523 "2017-05-11T14:43:25Z")
\*\*A question for guys who cut their own hair Poll: Have you ever been a best man or maid of honor? \*\* Be interesting to se if there’s a correlation. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/524 "2017-05-11T15:54:43Z")
\*\* Can I live inside a balloon on the deepest floor of an ocean? Laptop keeps freezing – help!\*\* But the Giant Clam dinners are _fantastic_. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/525 "2017-05-11T21:58:51Z")
\*\*Man, dead for 30 years, brought back to life! 68 years old, hair growing back \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/526 "2017-05-12T01:42:34Z")
**If You Met Someone Who Went To An Exclusive Boarding School, What Would You Ask Them? Can you tell a joke in 4 words or less?** May I have another? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/527 "2017-05-12T02:15:37Z")
**What If Everyone Could Swap Bodies My bladder defies the laws of physics.** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/528 "2017-05-12T02:28:26Z")
**Rate Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ performance All Four Forces of Physics United** Naw, she’s not _that_ good. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/529 "2017-05-12T03:59:50Z")
**What is the naughtiest thing you did as a child? Flooding from Lake Ontario** I wouldn’t broadcast that around too much; I imagine a lot pf people are still pissed about that one. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/530 "2017-05-12T12:04:46Z")
\*\*WV Supremes rule 3-2 that “sex” is not “sexual orientation” Not having sex on the first date \*\* How about having sexual orientation on the first date? It’ll make things easier for the sex on the second date. \*\*What is the naughtiest thing you did as a child? High school foreign language classes \*\* Oh, _mais oui_, those French classes! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/531 "2017-05-12T12:08:31Z")
\*\* How many times have you almost died? Man, dead for 30 years, brought back to life! \*\* Can we count the number of times we actually died and were revived? Or does that go in a different column? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/532 "2017-05-12T12:25:28Z")
\*\* If You Met Someone Who Went To An Exclusive Boarding School, What Would You Ask Them? Can you tell a joke in 4 words or less? \*\* Bet you can’t, Preppie! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/533 "2017-05-12T12:34:50Z")
\*\* Man, dead for 30 years, brought back to life! Visitors from another time! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/534 "2017-05-12T12:46:51Z")
\*\* What is the point of taking an oath? Does the SD have an attitude problem? \*\* By cracky, we ain’t got no attitude problem! So bite me. :mad: Sequential SD clickbait: **Dont Do These Things: They Could Hurt Your Dog Chocolate Dessert Recipes & Ideas** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/535 "2017-05-12T13:34:52Z")
**What is the naughiest thing you did as a child? I wanted to watch the world origami championship on TV** Oh, yeah, you were a real demon, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/536 "2017-05-12T19:41:56Z")
**Why do people have different “sweat spots”? Threats on Facebook** “There better not be any neck sweat, Jerry! I’ll unfriend you, I mean it.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/537 "2017-05-12T23:37:03Z")
\*\*MSNBC: huge hacking attack spreading across Europe and Asia What is the naughiest thing you did as a child? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/538 "2017-05-13T13:58:02Z")
\*\*Commercials with unintended messages Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam … \*\* What’s the unintended message? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/539 "2017-05-13T18:40:17Z")
\*\*Giant Dead Sea Thing washes up on Seram island in Indonesia Animals your pet has brought into the house \*\* “No, Fluffy! No! Bad kitty! Bad…Jesus Christ, what the hell _is_ that thing, anyway?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/540 "2017-05-13T19:29:15Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **What is the naughiest thing you did as a child? > I wanted to watch the world origami championship on TV** > > Oh, yeah, you were a real demon, all right. Goddammit, I was waiting for that one. :mad: **How do you get BANNED? Strikethrough?** Yeah, when your name starts popping up in threads as [del] **Jackmannii** [/del], the mods are giving you a subtle hint that your days are numbered. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=28)