# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/541 "2017-05-13T23:11:57Z")
\*\* Warts That Won’t Go Away. re: Not Having Sex on the First Date\*\* Or the second. Or the third… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/542 "2017-05-14T01:57:40Z")
\*\* RATS! Animals your pet has brought into the house\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/543 "2017-05-14T14:24:18Z")
\*\* Am I the only one in the world who loves Arby’s? What’s for Dinner? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/544 "2017-05-14T15:11:16Z")
\*\*Is being a little cold unhealthy? Need help calculating heat loss \*\* \*\* Matzo meal wienerschnitzel – yes or no? Cheapest tastiest meal(s) you can make? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/545 "2017-05-15T11:19:08Z")
\*\* ok aussies whats national sorry day ? Spiders in Australia \*\* OK – I can understand that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/546 "2017-05-15T15:00:16Z")
\*\*You are in a nursing home room for four. You are deaf. WTF, Colonel Sanders? \*\* Weirdest KFC ad yet. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/547 "2017-05-15T17:57:39Z")
**I got the job! RATS!** Yeah, employment is a mixed blessing. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/548 "2017-05-15T23:28:07Z")
**What is the naughiest thing you did as a child? My father was told he is terminal** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/549 "2017-05-16T08:37:43Z")
**Can a person’s race be included in a statement without the statement being “racist”? The term "People of Color"** Need answer fast! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/550 "2017-05-16T14:49:00Z")
\*\*My Tooth is Killing Me! Pain Relief Tips? Trump reveals secret information \*\* Are you really going to trust your teeth to _anything_ Trump says? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/551 "2017-05-16T16:34:52Z")
\*\* Breakfast in the MMP Take your vitamins \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/552 "2017-05-16T20:21:04Z")
\*\*Hypothetical: evidence of UFOs Trump reveals secret information \*\* @realDonaldTrump Loser space aliens can’t even keep from crashing in “New” Mexico. Sad! Now U.S. has velcro & stealth airplanes & smartphones! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/553 "2017-05-16T20:32:56Z")
\*\*Caramel M&Ms Eating healthy \*\* I think you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/554 "2017-05-16T21:06:49Z")
\*\*Ouch! - knocked off my bike. Fatal hit & run near my home \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/555 "2017-05-16T21:14:31Z")
\*\* Taking in rescue cats can be heartbreaking Ouch! - knocked off my bike. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/556 "2017-05-17T11:39:50Z")
Separated by six – but maybe one thread provides the answer to the other! \*\*Why are bananas so cheap? Why are vitrectomies so expensive? \*\* What we do is refine the juice from the bananas until it’s really clear and add enough salt to make it as saline as the serum in the human body and … hey, wait, I’m serious! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/557 "2017-05-17T15:06:36Z")
**Spiders in Australia Firearms question** I would suggest a flamethrower. Or a tactical nuclear device, if you want to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/558 "2017-05-17T20:01:37Z")
**Anybody got any clever jokes? Apparently, I have the look** ‘People say I’m funny!’ ‘You are, but looks aren’t everything.’ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/559 "2017-05-18T01:57:11Z")
\*\*Screaming and heckling are… Pain meds for cats \*\* Which explains why they always want you to trip. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/560 "2017-05-18T11:54:16Z")
\*\* What was there before Braveheart? American Ninja Warrior \*\* Even though it was _centuries_ before the Scots even knew about America – that’s how tough they were! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=29)