# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/561 "2017-05-18T12:44:44Z")
\*\*My GP Prescribed an Antidepressant Today Anybody got any clever jokes? \*\* Sure, but I’d suggest you take the medicine, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/562 "2017-05-18T12:46:31Z")
\*\* Doctors not accepting new patients How do you get Al Gore on the phone?\*\* “Al? I know you’re on your way to another climate change meeting, but my left knee hurts, and my sinuses are draining this horrible green gunk, and…Al?” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/563 "2017-05-18T17:38:22Z")
\*\*Roger Ailes has died Don’t Kiss the Rattlesnake \*\* Is _that_ what he was doing?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/564 "2017-05-18T17:45:30Z")
\*\* My mother died yesterday Roger Ailes has died Apparently, I have the look\*\* Holy crap, don’t look at _me_! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/565 "2017-05-18T23:04:16Z")
\*\*How would you react to finding illegal porn on your friend’s/family’s computer? folk remedies \*\* Chamomile tea for pedophilia, that’s what my grandmother always said. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/566 "2017-05-19T12:47:18Z")
\*\* What’s the big deal about gender-specific bathrooms? I need to have some custom curtains made\*\* I know where you can get some frilly lace curtains imprinted with NFL team helmets. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/567 "2017-05-19T14:23:51Z")
\*\* Boss came over at 4:00. I knew why. Apparently, I have the look \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/568 "2017-05-19T16:52:54Z")
\*\* “What Are They Saying In That Song?” Strange Brew and Disturbed Spirits \*\* ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/569 "2017-05-19T17:17:03Z")
\*\*Boss came over at 4:00. I knew why. I can still shoot straight. 😃 RATS! \*\* Apparently he missed. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/570 "2017-05-19T19:10:08Z")
\*\* I can still shoot straight. 😃 This old rifle! \*\* \*\* Just now while i was talking on my phone i was… Inside Russia’s Social Media War on America \*\* Can I borrow your phone? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/571 "2017-05-20T03:31:04Z")
\*\*What if everyone adopted Trump’s rhetoric Who will be President on Nov.2 2020? \*\* Good grief. All bets are off. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/572 "2017-05-20T05:23:51Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* I can still shoot straight. 😃 > > This old rifle! > > \*\* I was going to post that pair. True story: My then-girlfriend and I were out shooting. She wasn’t hitting her target with her .45LC Ruger Blackhawk, and complained her sights were off. I asked to use it, and picked out an empty 1-gallon paint can. I hit it with all six shots, chasing it up a hill. I told then-GF, ‘You’re sights are OK…’ She was strangely uncommunicative after that, and soon decided we should go to our homes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/573 "2017-05-20T12:00:49Z")
**Anybody got any clever jokes? The “cleverbot” AI bot scam…!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/574 "2017-05-20T12:53:59Z")
**Career Advice Shaving Pubic Area** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/575 "2017-05-20T13:01:25Z")
\*\* What weird stuff do you think about? Don’t be shy… What would happen if my CO alarm went off while I was out of town?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/576 "2017-05-20T14:22:17Z")
**Dutch King reveals he’s been a pilot for KLM for the last 20 years I will fly you (and you ALONE) to anywhere in the US. A few rules, however…** It’s an honor, King, but forget about the bowing and scraping. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/577 "2017-05-20T18:44:27Z")
\*\*What weird stuff do you think about? Don’t be shy… Shaving Pubic Area \*\* Shy is one thing. TMI is another. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/578 "2017-05-20T19:40:01Z")
\*\* Share your stress dreams! The sad demise of person-to-person e-commerce sites \*\* All the eBay sellers were naked, and then the website turned into a jar of vegemite! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/579 "2017-05-20T22:40:48Z")
\*\*Workplace safety problem I can still shoot straight. 😃 \*\* Oh shit! He’s disgruntled _and_ he’s a pretty good shot! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/580 "2017-05-20T23:55:16Z")
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