# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/41 "2017-02-03T21:23:29Z")
**Where is your wallet? Trump’s Labia** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/42 "2017-02-04T14:44:19Z")
\*\* New conspiracy theories from my coworker Trump may be more popular than you think \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/43 "2017-02-04T15:52:22Z")
**What are you planning to do this Sunday instead of watching the Super Bowl? Help me find the right vacuum pump for my bell jar** Sounds like fun. I’m planning on shredding my old credit card receipts. Party!!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/44 "2017-02-04T17:53:38Z")
\*\* What kind of monster eats cream cheese wontons? I’m crazy! I’m crazy! You’re crazy! You’re crazy!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/45 "2017-02-04T19:02:08Z")
**What is the predominant type of lighting in your home? Trump’s Labia** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/46 "2017-02-05T02:55:07Z")
\*\* Poll: How comfortable are you being naked in front of others? Any forensic pathologists here?\*\* They’re all naked, but none of them seem to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/47 "2017-02-05T16:20:31Z")
**Work Fridges. WTF? I am feeding a Bobcat** So just deal with the frozen rodents, m’kay? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/48 "2017-02-05T16:50:54Z")
\*\* Shrinkwrapped cheese doesn’t mold How do embalmed bodies decompose?\*\* There’s your answer. Uncle Elmo’s been shrinkwrapped in my closet for the last 20 years and he’s still looking fresh as a daisy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/49 "2017-02-06T13:38:49Z")
\*\* My brother died today. Work Fridges. WTF?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/50 "2017-02-06T14:28:00Z")
\*\* Trump’s Executive Order on Immigration - Let it Rip Dopers I was wrong and you were right. [Trump-related] People need to stop making stuff up to make Trump look bad The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Is Donald Trump really THAT bad? The Bowling Green Massacre Trump Tells Pence To Investigate Voter Registration The gun and ammo hoarders may have been right Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again \*\* Like I said: All Trump, all the time. Especially in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/51 "2017-02-06T19:21:05Z")
**The first time you realized that the world could be an ugly place Bathroom signs** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/52 "2017-02-06T23:42:11Z")
\*\*Poll: For what crime(s) would you turn in a loved one? Hypothetical Question, RE: Mexico Invasion \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/53 "2017-02-07T12:55:10Z")
\*\* Der Spiegel declares war on Trump “Leave Donald Alone!” Pleads His Press Secretary Is Donald Trump really THAT bad? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/54 "2017-02-07T17:51:07Z")
**You are now a godlike entity. How do you present yourself? Tinkerbell** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/55 "2017-02-07T17:51:26Z")
\*\* You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people? Tinkerbell \*\* All you need to be saved is to Believe … and a little Pixie Dust! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/56 "2017-02-07T17:52:33Z")
\*\* The first time you realized that the world could be an ugly place I Helped Put a Dog on Death Row. It Was Necessary but Makes Me Really Sad. (Long. Sorry.) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/57 "2017-02-07T19:13:55Z")
\*\* Gender Identity and Regarding Matters Psychiatric Zap! You’re an invisible pink unicorn! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/58 "2017-02-08T03:28:15Z")
\*\* Queen Elizabeth II celebrates 65 years on the throne. Does anyone remember the Penismobile?\*\* Now _that_ was one hell of a coronation. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/59 "2017-02-08T06:14:25Z")
**Frost on my Bedroom window at 31 below (Celsius)** **Flames Just Started Shooting Out of the Back of My Microwave** Song of Ice and Fire indeed! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/60 "2017-02-08T07:03:35Z")
\*\*Flames Just Started Shooting Out of the Back of My Microwave A hidden drawback of smart home devices \*\* I’ll say… > [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > **Frost on my Bedroom window at 31 below (Celsius)** > > **Flames Just Started Shooting Out of the Back of My Microwave** > > Song of Ice and Fire indeed! Problem? Solution! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=4)