# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/581 "2017-05-21T13:51:50Z")
**Trying to join military with “track marks” What conditions get you labeled as 4-F in the military** Maybe you shouldn’t OD in the recruiter’s office, but hey, they’ve got quotas to fill. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/582 "2017-05-21T21:16:33Z")
**Microwave broken/harming me? Why no scaled animals with turkey hips?** I used to see 'em all the time, before the safety regulations went into effect. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/583 "2017-05-22T13:17:30Z")
\*\* What was there before Braveheart? Dr. Manhattan vs. Squirrel Girl \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/584 "2017-05-22T17:45:14Z")
\*\* Bad Logo Head Skeleton\*\* Cal’s Universal Baldness Cure could use a better logo. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/585 "2017-05-22T19:25:50Z")
\*\*You might be richer than you think you are: Unclaimed Money Lost dollar bills Should just go cashless \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/586 "2017-05-22T23:52:30Z")
**You might be richer than you think you are: Unclaimed Money Who wants a free Italian castle?** I’ll use my unclaimed money to refurbish the castle! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/587 "2017-05-23T12:51:02Z")
\*\* If not a wall, what should there be at the border? Michael Moore\*\* He really fits _around_ the border. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/588 "2017-05-23T14:32:16Z")
**Where do burnt out software developers go to die? Ikea - Yea, Nay or Meh?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/589 "2017-05-23T16:04:36Z")
\*\* Need help booking flight with Sprit Airlines Any cases of brain dead person brought back to live?\*\* “Press 2 for a sentient customer service rep.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/590 "2017-05-23T20:24:53Z")
\*\* Feeling Lonely This old rifle!\*\* Noooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/591 "2017-05-23T21:43:00Z")
\*\*What stupid thing would you buy after winning the PowerbBall Lotttery? The Bering Strait tunnel. \*\* Yeah! And then I could get in my Bugatti and drive from my totally awesome mansion in Nome over to Siberia and go look at the big fluffy tigers! Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/592 "2017-05-24T12:33:23Z")
**Very tasty** \*\* Lou Reed’s “Take a Walk on The Wild Side”\*\* …Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/593 "2017-05-24T13:25:38Z")
\*\* Am I the only one in the world who loves Arby’s? very tasty \*\* Better than Lou Reed? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/594 "2017-05-24T13:47:31Z")
**Why is cured cooked meat associated with breakfast? very tasty** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/595 "2017-05-24T15:49:01Z")
\*\* Do you ever feel hopeless and worthless? Is this a sentence?\*\* Doper grammar Nazis are screwing with my self-esteem. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/596 "2017-05-24T17:02:26Z")
\*\* My unique way of playing the lottery This old rifle! \*\* That IS a unique way – a guaranteed win every time! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/597 "2017-05-24T20:27:46Z")
\*\* Artist put 15,000 coins up for grabs. This is what happened. My unique way of playing the lottery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/598 "2017-05-24T21:13:07Z")
\*\* Why can’t I see my nose? Judicial Review. I am confused on what it is.\*\* It’s like this - the Supreme Court has just reversed a ruling by the 8th District Court of Appeals, stating that it’s as plain as the nose on your face. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/599 "2017-05-25T00:51:25Z")
\*\* The Best Presidents Who Never Were? Michael Moore\*\* I nominate Abe Lincoln. Lincoln was never Michael Moore. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/600 "2017-05-25T12:31:21Z")
\*\* Why no scaled animals with turkey hips? Would passenger dirigibles be feasible?\*\* Yes. But mating is really, really tricky. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=31)