# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 34

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/661 "2017-06-06T13:05:41Z")

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**Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again  
Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/662 "2017-06-06T14:20:56Z")

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\*\* Silliest thing you’ve done recently.  
So last night I was trying to fall asleep…  
Van hits pedestrians at London Bridge\*\*

Don’t try to sleep while driving: that’s silly!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/663 "2017-06-06T15:59:25Z")

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\*\* Silliest thing you’ve done recently.  
Something I learned from the SDMB yesterday\*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/664 "2017-06-06T16:16:21Z")

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\*\*What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?

When did you first learn that you are an evil person?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/665 "2017-06-06T18:31:52Z")

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**Can some people have orgasms…  
squirrel removal help**

Huh, I thought that was an urban legend. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/666 "2017-06-06T19:17:53Z")

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**In a fight between a M1A2 tank and a naval destroyer, what does the tank have?  
Network issues**

Yep, the 5 inch guns aren’t the main thing to worry about, it’s that you can’t connect to Facebook!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/667 "2017-06-06T20:03:32Z")

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\*\*What’s the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?  
Tell me about pugs!  
Divorce and Spousal Support?  
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Ummm, they can’t marry, dude.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/668 "2017-06-06T20:46:40Z")

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\*\* It’s Billie Joe McCallister Day 2017  
2017 Mass Killings in the United States \*\*

That explains why Billie Joe McCallister jumped off the bridge: He was a mass killer, and the police were on to him.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/669 "2017-06-07T00:55:09Z")

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**Tiger Woods arrested for DUI  
Fellow Alcoholics, Some Help Please**

Hello, my name is Tiger.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/670 "2017-06-07T02:17:44Z")

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\*\*Silliest thing you’ve done recently.  
Retiring from SDMB \*\*

Once I thought I was out…they pull me back in.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/671 "2017-06-07T13:20:54Z")

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\*\* New things you notice in Seinfeld  
Japanese cover of “Stairway to Heaven”\*\*

Ah, yes. That was when they went to see “Red Zeppelin” not knowing it was a Japanese coverband of the group.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/672 "2017-06-07T16:09:20Z")

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\*\* Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June …  
Woman jumps in front of car, saves child.\*\*

Stephen King’s shortest and least popular novel.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/673 "2017-06-07T17:09:04Z")

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\*\*What Makes You Emotional?

Seen 5 dead bodies, within a mile, in the last 10 years

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That’d do it.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/674 "2017-06-07T18:52:50Z")

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**What is the point to flat earth?  
Traveling to Costa Rica**

You couldn’t travel to Costa Rica if the earth was round: checkmate, sir.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/675 "2017-06-08T01:45:22Z")

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**Has your dog(s) ever reacted strangely to someone?  
Abbott & Costello Learn Hebrew**

Yeah, that drove my black Lab crazy.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/676 "2017-06-08T01:50:40Z")

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\*\*Woman jumps in front of car, saves child.  
Mrs. L.A. is in the hospital \*\*

Your wife’s a hero, Johnny.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/677 "2017-06-08T13:11:35Z")

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**Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God  
On Trauma, Helplessness, and Political Outrage**

Totally sums up the Bible

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/678 "2017-06-08T14:35:35Z")

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**Criminals With Apt Names…  
Traveling to Costa Rica**

In related news, police arrested Esteban Cruiseshiptocostarica last week.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/679 "2017-06-08T21:01:36Z")

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\*\* What’s the weirdest thing you ever woke up to find yourself doing?  
Tony Robbins\*\*

Definitely, lay off the drugs. :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/680 "2017-06-09T13:53:31Z")

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\*\* What Makes You Emotional?

The O11OO Summer Shotglass Exchange

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