# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 37

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/721 "2017-06-15T16:57:02Z")

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\*\*Is my “TIME” up?

So, a mod thought I was dead…how’s your May long…?

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Evidently the Mod thought your TIME was up.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/722 "2017-06-15T17:11:08Z")

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\*\* In what way was Hillary Clinton responsible for Benghazi?  
Gay gene? \*\*

Ha, I just _knew_ there was something about those pantsuits.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/723 "2017-06-15T20:10:32Z")

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\*\*So, a mod thought I was dead…how’s your May long…?

New user first post

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Is it really a New User?

Or is it the Guy You Thought Was Dead?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/724 "2017-06-15T20:59:40Z")

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\*\*So, a mod thought I was dead…how’s your May long…?  
I bought a new gun. \*\*

So let’s not close that RIP thread just yet…

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/725 "2017-06-16T02:37:53Z")

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**I bought a new gun.  
Multiple gunshots in Alexandria Virginia at the Congressional Baseball Practice.**

You know, if you hate baseball that much, just don’t go to the games.

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/726 "2017-06-16T04:34:01Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> **I bought a new gun.  
> Multiple gunshots in Alexandria Virginia at the Congressional Baseball Practice.**
> 
> You know, if you hate baseball that much, just don’t go to the games.

I have never posted in this thread…But I came here just for that.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/727 "2017-06-16T11:14:58Z")

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\*\*Is my “TIME” up?

Japanese emperor to abdicate

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Evidently it is if you’re the Emperor of Japan.

\*\* Critter Cam out back.

RobinCam!  
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Well, among other critters

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/728 "2017-06-16T14:25:08Z")

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**Trump apparently considering…  
Having a Zima.**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/729 "2017-06-16T14:34:21Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> **Trump apparently considering…  
> Having a Zima.**

It’ll go great with his well done steak with ketchup.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/730 "2017-06-16T15:25:42Z")

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\*\* Help me source a quote - “The trick to writing happy stories is knowing when to stop.”  
Having a Zima.\*\*

Answer: before you start.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/731 "2017-06-16T16:05:39Z")

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\*\* Help! Found wild baby bunnies (need answer fast)  
rattlesnake in basement?\*\*

Yeah, that should solve the bunny problem.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/732 "2017-06-17T06:11:00Z")

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**What qualifies as a “bonfire”?**  
**Grenfell Tower fire (London)**

Yeah, I guess.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/733 "2017-06-17T14:43:11Z")

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\*\*The Trump Resignation Pool

Why must they resign?

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That’s using the Royal “we”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/734 "2017-06-17T19:50:17Z")

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**Trump & Cuba**  
**Why must they resign?**

As for Trump, that’s a no-brainer, but _can_ a whole country resign?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/735 "2017-06-18T12:29:42Z")

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\*\* So wtf is cultural appropriation exactly?  
Drop Your Weapon!! (rules of engagement)\*\*

It was created by our country, you’re appropriating it! I said DROP Y…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/736 "2017-06-18T21:51:15Z")

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\*\* no vegetables for breakfast-- why?  
Why can’t I eat rotten meat?\*\*

You can. They’re having a special for barfavores at Denny’s.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/737 "2017-06-19T12:18:34Z")

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\*\* Rooting for the Monster in movies  
must. have. brains. \*\*

Fine, but the loud chanting is starting to become a distraction. :mad:

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/738 "2017-06-19T12:56:16Z")

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\*\*In a fight between a M1A2 tank and a naval destroyer, what does the tank have?  
Telephone scams \*\*

“Sir, we’re receiving a call from [Aegis Tech Support](https://fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ship/weaps/aegis.htm)–they say we need to reboot our system.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/739 "2017-06-19T15:46:49Z")

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\*\* What causes a physical speech impediment?  
Someone know what song is this?\*\*

It’s [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOFWuimlMPA).

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/740 "2017-06-19T17:03:53Z")

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**Well, that was scumbuckety! Car-related complaint  
Car mows down more pedestrians in Finsbury Park, London.**

That’s pretty scumbuckety.

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