# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/741 "2017-06-19T21:09:15Z")

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\*\* Goodbye Cooper. You were a Good Dog.  
Well, it’s Summer.  
Here’s a cool standing wheelchair. \*\*

That’ll cheer him up. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/742 "2017-06-20T10:27:20Z")

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**What should a baby wear in public?  
Best earbuds?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/743 "2017-06-20T17:43:47Z")

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**The ONLY thing that gives Chuck Norris nightmares  
Giving blood**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/744 "2017-06-20T19:46:40Z")

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\*\*How muggy is it in the MMP?

Well, it’s Summer.

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…so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/745 "2017-06-20T22:11:38Z")

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\*\*Can someone explain why Elvis was and is so dammn popular?  
must. have. brains. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/746 "2017-06-21T12:58:19Z")

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\*\* Incidents of overt racism in everyday life  
How do we get chocolate milk?\*\*

Watch it, bub. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/747 "2017-06-21T13:25:41Z")

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**The Demographics of your FaceBook friends.  
Is Gal Gadot white ?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/748 "2017-06-21T16:48:52Z")

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\*\* What bird is best for me?

Poll: Cute or creepy?

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Definitely Cute. Go with that Toucan or Cockatiel or Hummingbird.

Ditch the Turkey Buzzard.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/749 "2017-06-21T17:44:13Z")

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**Mustaches  
Cute or creepy?**

[You be the judge](http://molempire.com/app/uploads/2011/07/ken_by_request_only_weird_album_covers_mustache.jpg).

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/750 "2017-06-21T17:51:53Z")

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\*\* Do People Stare At You, And Why Do They Do That?  
What’s the deal with all the incest porn? \*\*

That’s a reason to stare.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/751 "2017-06-21T20:04:34Z")

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\*\* Poll: Vacation in North Korea  
Poll: Cute or creepy?\*\*

Ask your tour guide how Kim Fatty the Third manages to fit into his tunic, and it’ll get creepy fast. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/752 "2017-06-22T01:35:58Z")

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\*\*What’s the deal with all the incest porn?  
Cute or creepy? \*\*

Can’t it be both? It’s not though. Just one of those.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/753 "2017-06-22T03:56:51Z")

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\*\*About Radical Feminism  
Cute or creepy? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/754 "2017-06-22T11:37:02Z")

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\*\* Damn, PetCo! You should buy me dinner before trying to fuck me!

Fuck you lottery Ontario commercials.

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Can a Big Box pet store find True Happiness with a state-run Game of Chance fund-raising system?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/755 "2017-06-22T12:35:46Z")

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**Why do we need bearings?  
Where have all the Mack trucks gone?**

They must have lost their …  
bearings…YEAAAHHHHHH! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/756 "2017-06-22T15:50:10Z")

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\*\* Lawmakers Could Carry Concealed Guns Virtually Everywhere, Under Republican’s Bill  
Not paying bribes\*\*

“Are you sure you wouldn’t like to give your Congressman a little present?” (casually cocks hammer on revolver)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/757 "2017-06-22T18:12:35Z")

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\*\* Death Certificate = Legally Dead?  
Friend looking to move to Washington State or Oregon \*\*

It’s O.K., but they better not try to vote. That only works in Chicago.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/758 "2017-06-22T18:44:44Z")

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\*\* The healthcare question never asked  
Who died?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/759 "2017-06-23T00:29:49Z")

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**Family stuff  
What’s the deal with all the incest porn?**

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/760 "2017-06-23T02:51:25Z")

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\*\* How far could a sniper shoot?  
Friend looking to move to Washington State or Oregon\*\*

Yeah, I don’t think snipers can shoot _that_ far.

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