# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/761 "2017-06-23T11:57:50Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> \*\* The healthcare question never asked  
> Who died?\*\*

😃

\*\* In a fight between a M1A2 tank and a naval destroyer, what does the tank have?  
Brushes for painting nails \*\*

I _told_ you what would happen if we let women in the tank corps. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/762 "2017-06-23T18:30:25Z")

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\*\* My 82 Year Old Father Needs Heart Surgery  
The pros and cons of buying Costco mayonnaise \*\*

At that age, might as well splurge and go for the Hellmann’s.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/763 "2017-06-24T18:02:36Z")

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\*\*What faculties is the human mind best at?  
Taxation reform \*\*

I don’t think so.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/764 "2017-06-24T18:39:04Z")

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\*\*What would you do if you won 10 billion dollars?  
Vacation in North Korea \*\*

Whatever

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/765 "2017-06-25T15:47:19Z")

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**What is sitting atop your refrigerator right now?  
Three Hundred Years of Freemasonry**

“Honey, do you know where the cooler is?”  
“Check behind Rosicrucianism…No, wait, there it is, right next to the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/766 "2017-06-25T22:38:22Z")

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**What is sitting atop your refrigerator right now?  
Grenfell Tower fire (London)**

Too soon!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/767 "2017-06-26T01:27:58Z")

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\*\*Translate your name  
People who sit on front porch?  
\*\*  
My ancestors apparently like to sit on their front porch.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/768 "2017-06-26T13:47:47Z")

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\*\* First we lose the Old Man of the Mountain, and now this…  
Gay Pride Marchers With Jewish Flags Told To Leave Chicago Parade\*\*

What can I say? Life’s a bitch.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/769 "2017-06-26T15:13:49Z")

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\*\*Well, it’s June; what’s bugging you?

Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie  
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Well, if that’s the greatest of your problems, count yourself lucky.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/770 "2017-06-26T16:56:21Z")

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\*\* What’s for breakfast?  
So I bought Hamm’s beer  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/771 "2017-06-26T19:12:01Z")

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\*\* What’s for breakfast?  
Cheers! Let’s talk about Champagne.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/772 "2017-06-26T20:54:43Z")

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\*\*What’s the best sort of bra to keep sore boobs from jiggling?

About Radical Feminism \*\*

The only GOOD bra is a BURNT bra!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/773 "2017-06-27T00:16:19Z")

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**What’s the difference between hillbillies, rednecks, and briars?  
Two days in Phoenix**

Two days in Phoenix can turn any hillbilly into a redneck. Or anyone into a redneck, for that matter, if you forget the sunscreen.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/774 "2017-06-27T01:57:26Z")

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**What should we do in Quebec in late June?  
Vacation in North Korea**

So, tell me how you really feel about Quebec.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/775 "2017-06-27T12:15:57Z")

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\*\* Solving the problem of intermale aggression  
Judge orders Colorado baker to serve gay couples\*\*

“You stop it!” “No, _you_ stop it!!” “Wait, there’s chocolate cake!!!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/776 "2017-06-27T12:18:37Z")

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\*\* How has President Trump pissed you off today?  
Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie\*\*

I don’t care what they serve at Mar a Lago, gimme some Jimmy Dean sausages.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/777 "2017-06-27T13:52:38Z")

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\*\* Solving the problem of intermale aggression  
Judge orders Colorado baker to serve gay couples \*\*

Let’s turn aggression to admiration

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/778 "2017-06-27T14:36:43Z")

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\*\*Well, it’s June; what’s bugging you?

The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making  
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\*\*What is sitting atop your refrigerator right now?

Robot Trump  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/779 "2017-06-28T00:45:32Z")

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**Strangest Nicknames of people you know?  
Blood & Cheese**

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/780 "2017-06-28T15:49:13Z")

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**What’s for breakfast?  
What’s for lunch?  
Celebrities You Irrationaly Hate**

I’ll take a slice of Julia Roberts on wheat bread, with some George Clooney on the side.

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