# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/821 "2017-07-05T12:27:22Z")

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\*\* What is greed?  
Sending the teenagers to the country because of fireworks, yes or no?\*\*

Parents have to quit hogging all the cherry bombs and M-15s for themselves. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/822 "2017-07-05T13:15:35Z")

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\*\* Do you know someone who engaged in physician-assisted dying?  
It’s the perfect Trump conspiracy theory!\*\*  
Boyfriend dies in Youtube prank/stunt video, girlfriend charged with manslaughter \*\*

Yes, I shot Trump but he was my boyfriend and he was suicidal and he told me to do it! Perfectly believable!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/823 "2017-07-05T13:56:46Z")

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\*\* Are you a male or a female?  
Was I subtly propositioned by a gay man today?\*\*

Probably male

\*\* Seemingly small things that actually REALLY hurt…  
New to yoga at 58. Ouch! Help! Advice/info please.\*\*

Yoga hurts

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/824 "2017-07-05T14:30:18Z")

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\*\*Concrete: the Romans were doing it better

Tonsil Stones TMI

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Well, of course the Romans did better! You can’t get a good industrial-sized supply of Tonsil Stones these days.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/825 "2017-07-05T16:25:03Z")

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**This is Why we are Doomed  
The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making**

Definitely

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/826 "2017-07-05T16:34:07Z")

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\*\* What is the perfect lasagna to you?  
Soylent Green. What does and doesn’t work for you?\*\*

Soylent Green lasagna.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/827 "2017-07-05T17:59:00Z")

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Separated by five, but worth it:

\*\*“Puke Here”

Look at my mug and vomit back to me your kneejerk impression 1-10 in the looks department

\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/828 "2017-07-06T11:31:32Z")

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\*\*Was I subtly propositioned by a gay man today?

Are you a male or a female?  
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…because that would help to answer the question.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/829 "2017-07-06T12:34:35Z")

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\*\* Real Pirates - how evil  
Incontinence and furniture \*\*

Blackbeard is officially blackballed from my living room. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/830 "2017-07-06T14:32:57Z")

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\*\* Utah’s war on homelessness is escalating  
Ken Ham blames “Ark Encounter” failure on atheists  
2017 Mass Killings in the United States \*\*

Ken Horn killing Utah’s atheistic homeless will not help much.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/831 "2017-07-06T16:42:08Z")

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\*\*What is greed?  
It’s the perfect Trump conspiracy theory! \*\*

Asked and answered

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/832 "2017-07-06T18:12:59Z")

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\*\*Chekov’s Vodka: OR Alcoholics on TV shows who don’t relapse?

Help! Seeking “Gin Fizz” made with Orange Sherbet!  
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Even if you make your drink with Orange Sherbet, it’s still a relapse if it has alcohol in it.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/833 "2017-07-06T19:36:06Z")

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**What clues led miners to dig mines on hard to reach cliffs?  
Incontinence and furniture**

“Look boys! Up on that cliff–it’s a chaise lounge!”  
“And Clem just wet himself!”  
“Yeehaw! We’re rich!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/834 "2017-07-06T20:10:18Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* New dogs!

Neighbors dog poo. kill or be killed?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/835 "2017-07-07T07:08:27Z")

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**Things you want to buy to just complete a pointless “collection”  
Where do I buy individual Craftsman sockets?**

Gotta get them all!

Actually, I think socket wrenches are quite handy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/836 "2017-07-07T11:21:07Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\*Incontinence and furniture

Water-Pump Failure/Peeing Coolant  
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Who knew inanimate objects could be incontinent?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/837 "2017-07-07T15:39:17Z")

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\*\* What did you learn today?  
Where Prostitution Is Legal (Or Looked-the-other-way at), How Much Does A “Visit” Cost?\*\*

I gotta download that app.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/838 "2017-07-08T14:07:12Z")

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**How is size determined, genetically?  
Is GMO/GE food actually harmful or “bad”? What about treated foods?**

I welcome our new 200-pound cherry tomato overlords.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/839 "2017-07-09T14:28:03Z")

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\*\* I destest movies that can’t control the volume, so you have to…  
Help me find this song\*\*

Let me guess, it’s a song from the 2000’s compression wars, right?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/840 "2017-07-09T14:38:50Z")

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**Bow hunting, should I go recurve, compound or crossbow  
stalker suing me**

Case dismissed. 🙂

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