# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/881 "2017-07-17T16:52:15Z")

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\*\*Does the Onion have an article like this?  
" BRAAAINNNNS!" George Romero passes  
Grilling in the park  
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Yeah, the latest Onion has an article about grilling George Romero’s brains in the park! At least, I hope it does.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/882 "2017-07-17T19:06:37Z")

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\*\* Rent payment on trip. Who is in the right?  
Why not use this sinkhole?\*\*

Don’t sleep in a parking lot or pay for a hotel room: sleep in a sinkhole instead!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/883 "2017-07-17T19:38:04Z")

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**HTML time stamp?  
Preserving a cookie intact**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/884 "2017-07-18T01:28:55Z")

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\*\*Does my next door neighbor like me?  
Well, that’s a first. \*\*

The first thread is mine. Read it, and thou shall understand clearly why it’s a first. Actually, I should have made that whole shebang the thread title.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/885 "2017-07-18T11:02:59Z")

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**Perfect casting that could have happened and…  
How do I cook beet greens?**

Dunno, who’s playing the chef?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/886 "2017-07-18T13:51:40Z")

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\*\* Stranger Things  
" BRAAAINNNNS!" George Romero passes\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/887 "2017-07-18T15:52:36Z")

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\*\*2005 volvo s40 key fob problem  
What to do with a box of car keys and fobs? \*\*

See if there’s a 2005 Volvo one in there.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/888 "2017-07-18T22:33:36Z")

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\*\* Perfect casting that could have happened and…  
The Mummy - the one with Tom Cruise\*\*

But the casting could have been perfect!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/889 "2017-07-19T04:23:57Z")

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**I’m dying of cancer and it don’t look all that good.  
Again, Fuck Cancer**

A-fucking-men.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/890 "2017-07-19T10:46:10Z")

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**Is there any possibility that we’ll get a bipartisan Health Care Bill?  
I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/891 "2017-07-19T13:57:56Z")

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\*\*Raise your hand if you were at Don Jr’s meeting at Trump Tower  
Another secret thread  
Things Americans don’t do that other countries do  
Well, that’s a first.  
These sequential threads TRUMP everything! \*\*

Trumps secret Americans first. Makes sense to me.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/892 "2017-07-20T19:43:49Z")

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\*\*Maryam Mirzakhani - First Woman Fields medal winner died ☹  
Well, that’s a first. \*\*

Indeed it was!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/893 "2017-07-21T14:28:37Z")

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**Trump associates may have…  
Albino Villains**

\*\* Yvette Felarca, of BAMN / Antifa fame, arrested for assault  
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater\*\*

Seems a bit hostile.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/894 "2017-07-21T15:00:00Z")

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\*\* Have construction techniques for houses changed dramatically in recent decades?

Skill that human kind has lost  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/895 "2017-07-21T16:13:53Z")

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**Will Hillary Clinton Run for…  
Albino Villains**

She’s got my vote!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/896 "2017-07-21T18:58:03Z")

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**Men in their 40’s or above, how do you stay attracted to women your own age?  
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater**

Seems a bit…extreme.:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/897 "2017-07-22T15:25:42Z")

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**How do I get Molten Granite?  
Safe for J-Lube to remain in human colon after use?**

Gotta be safer than molten granite. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/898 "2017-07-23T11:00:16Z")

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\*\* I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?  
Stop using his name!\*\*

You can only kill him if no one believes in him!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/899 "2017-07-23T19:59:05Z")

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**Post your neighbour stories here  
Woman kills boyfriend - he wanted to die 'cuz his cult leader was a reptile**

I would strongly consider moving.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/900 "2017-07-24T00:25:06Z")

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**Share your recurring dream  
Afghan family**

Oh god, [make it stop!!!](http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/e9732782a075440899267719555fee59/afghan-hound-group-on-house-garden-gda257.jpg) :eek:

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