# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/901 "2017-07-24T10:21:55Z")
**Hiking Etiquette Do you have a plastic bag filled with plastic bags…** Yes … for me to POOP IN! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/902 "2017-07-25T11:34:46Z")
\*\*Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate… Woman kills boyfriend - he wanted to die 'cuz his cult leader was a reptile \*\* \*\*Men: Why are you paying for the date? Women: Why do you accept it? Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/903 "2017-07-25T13:59:19Z")
\*\* Which election laws did Trump’s people supposedly break? Pi\*\* They rounded it off to 3 to please the Russians. This is huge!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/904 "2017-07-25T15:55:40Z")
\*\* Bodybuilding nutrition advice-advice My uvula, how you’ve grown\*\* Better lay off the kale smoothies. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/905 "2017-07-25T18:04:46Z")
**Hiking Etiquette Been to Vietnam? I got questions!** It’s considered bad form to wear your “I Love Napalm” t-shirt on the Ho Chi Minh trail. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/906 "2017-07-25T19:21:54Z")
\*\*When your gut says “run away!” when around someone. Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater\*\* Yeah, that’s definitely a bad sign… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/907 "2017-07-26T00:39:53Z")
\*\* What Is going on between Snopes and their vendor? Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/908 "2017-07-26T01:03:19Z")
**What would you do if you found out your cat had opposing political views? Would you get the surgery?** No, _they’d_ get the surgery, IYKWIM. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/909 "2017-07-26T05:15:54Z")
**The Sum of All Fears** **Wisconsin Company To Implant Microchips In Employees** It all comes down to that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/910 "2017-07-26T10:51:55Z")
**Could you make an omelette of human eggs? Byrd Rule - Any consquence for breaking it?** Yes - your eggs taste horrible if they’re not byrd eggs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/911 "2017-07-26T17:30:51Z")
\*\* How do women in poverty become obese? Catamarans \*\* Those poor women have to learn to just say “No!” to those food-laden catamarans, then. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/912 "2017-07-26T18:21:14Z")
\*\* How do women in poverty become obese? What’s eating my mom’s data? \*\* Can it be your _Mom_? You know how fattening raw data can be! ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/913 "2017-07-26T18:56:16Z")
**"Men in their 40s or above, how do you stay attracted to women your own age?** **"Is there a doctor in the house?"** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/914 "2017-07-27T13:21:30Z")
\*\* Opinions on strange work situation Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine Little kids crack me up, vol. 1087\*\* Stephen King, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/915 "2017-07-27T15:47:05Z")
\*\* Ban on transgenders in military Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine\*\* Well, we needed _something_ to scare the crap out of ISIS. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/916 "2017-07-27T15:56:26Z")
\*\* Do humans have free will Uk is going to stop sales of gas and diesel cars by 2040\*\* Guess not. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/917 "2017-07-27T16:59:38Z")
\*\* Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate… Nazis attack Georgia! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/918 "2017-07-27T19:18:02Z")
\*\*Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate… \*\* …Only in this case, IT IS!!! (Cue screeching Bernard Herrmann violin music from _Psycho_) [https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Psycho+1960+Shower+Scene&&view=detail&mid=7A2B0438F6D270DEE8E67A2B0438F6D270DEE8E6&FORM=VRDGAR](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Psycho+1960+Shower+Scene&&view=detail&mid=7A2B0438F6D270DEE8E67A2B0438F6D270DEE8E6&FORM=VRDGAR) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/919 "2017-07-27T19:54:10Z")
\*\* Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine Amusing workplace story \*\* Where in Maine is it you work? The King house, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/920 "2017-07-27T20:28:51Z")
**Positive Gun News of the Day Nazis attack Georgia!** [Kennesaw](https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/398495/georgia-town-guns-are-law/) 1, Blitzkrieg 0. **Grolsch Beer Bottle Questions How to get someone to burp?** It usually takes me just one bottle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=47)