# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/921 "2017-07-28T12:19:10Z")
\*\* Tips on brushing a cat’s teeth? Women: do you ever wear a slip?\*\* Body armor sounds like a better idea. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/922 "2017-07-28T13:25:20Z")
\*\* Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again How has President Trump pissed you off today? Trump nominates Jeff Sessions for AG\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/923 "2017-07-28T22:32:46Z")
**Did you or anyone you know ever get a legal name change? Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater** One slip, and you might end up having to change your name… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/924 "2017-07-29T16:56:38Z")
\*\*Ban on transgenders in military Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater \*\* Don’t shave them off if you want to join the military. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/925 "2017-07-29T18:03:05Z")
**The weird stuff at kindergarten I touched today…what was it? Positive Gun News of the Day** A few rounds from my 12-gauge, and the sandbox is once again safe for the kiddies. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/926 "2017-07-31T12:10:37Z")
**Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate… Dog Is Very Sick, Got into Meds** And he’s going to be at the dog hospital. Forever. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/927 "2017-07-31T13:14:31Z")
**How to charge 4 marine batteries with a single solar panel Power outage in North Carolina** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/928 "2017-07-31T13:29:13Z")
\*\* Bollywood film can’t place it! I Love Dick\*\* Bollywood Porn? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/929 "2017-07-31T13:39:16Z")
**Examples of improbable real-life events Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/930 "2017-07-31T16:06:33Z")
**Why did my rooster bring food to my hen today? Why Doesn’t my Cat have Fleas?** Doper nursery rhymes: _Why did my rooster bring food to my hen today? Why Doesn’t my Cat have Fleas? Why Does my pig say oink oink moo And why does my cow give cheese?_ ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/931 "2017-07-31T18:40:33Z")
\*\*What is the most valuable thing you have left behind when you have moved out? Useless box \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/932 "2017-07-31T19:36:30Z")
**Who or what is your cat’s sworn enemy? My Cat Attacked Me and I Am Sad** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/933 "2017-07-31T21:09:45Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > _Why did my rooster bring food to my hen today? > Why Doesn’t my Cat have Fleas? > Why Does my pig say oink oink moo > And why does my cow give cheese?_ Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/934 "2017-08-01T12:16:12Z")
\*\* What most epitomizes the '70s to you? I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/935 "2017-08-01T13:43:36Z")
\*\*The size of the Queen’s crown Pi \*\* Asked and answered in General Questions. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/936 "2017-08-01T14:25:20Z")
\*\*The Emoji Movie I don’t like watching new movies. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/937 "2017-08-01T14:26:31Z")
\*\*The Emoji Movie I don’t like watching new movies.\*\* :mad: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/938 "2017-08-02T17:29:27Z")
\*\* What’s the most recent movie you’ve watched that’s older than you are? Old movie??? Or am I mad!!! \*\* Down, Griffin! Keep your bandages on! They didn’t mean anything by it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/939 "2017-08-03T12:11:03Z")
\*\* Weird fuzzy bursts on doppler radar. Flying on Air Force One: Absolute, 100 % safe?\*\* Only if you steer around the fuzzy bursts. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/940 "2017-08-03T12:19:47Z")
\*\* You Know You’re Going To Fail A Pre-Employment Drug Test I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?\*\* Not a universal correlation - but also not a good thing to blurt out when the interviewer asks what you see yourself doing in ten years. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=48)