# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 48

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/941 "2017-08-04T12:26:17Z")

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\*\* What’s this crazy wet stuff falling from the sky?  
I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs.\*\*

That batch may be due for a recall.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/942 "2017-08-05T00:40:29Z")

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\*\* I have 100,000 Iraqi dinars. What to do with them?  
What’s the economic model for supermarket checkout divider thingies?\*\*

“Let’s see, I have bread, eggs, milk; and I have a coupon for the bread–Oh, and I will pay you 100,000 Iraqi dinars for that plastic checkout divider!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/943 "2017-08-05T13:07:45Z")

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**I think there’s a drug dealer in my apartment building  
If it’s not broke, why are you fixing it?**

It does sound rather convenient…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/944 "2017-08-05T14:07:57Z")

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\*\*“Baby sitters accused of putting flea-infested kids in U-Haul”  
Gross clean-up incidents \*\*

What gross clean up? Just return it.

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**Author:** ![MareIt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@MareIt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MareIt)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/945 "2017-08-06T00:13:16Z")

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**I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs**  
**Ban on transgenders in military**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/946 "2017-08-06T05:39:54Z")

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\*\*Examples of improbable real-life events  
7-second grumbling noise \*\*

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Seven _seconds?!?_ :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/947 "2017-08-06T13:31:49Z")

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**Are there ANY movie stars of the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s who did NOT smoke?  
Did dinosaurs carry on?**

Sadly, [yes.](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9b/b8/b0/9bb8b02224e1529a39655526b504bc75.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/948 "2017-08-06T14:58:32Z")

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**Made in Cheapness/Durability  
Free stuff**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/949 "2017-08-07T15:40:45Z")

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\*\* The non-political things I really don’t like thread  
I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs.\*\*

Yes, but which do you dislike the most, the ones on the right or the ones on the left?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/950 "2017-08-07T18:45:01Z")

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\*\*Suggest movies for my mom

Sharknado 5  
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… especially if you don’t like your mom.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/951 "2017-08-07T19:17:44Z")

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\*\*Cracked phone screen - repair or replace?  
Duct Tape \*\*

I wouldn’t recommend it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/952 "2017-08-07T22:19:50Z")

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**Would you have sex with a total stranger for money?  
Post your neighbour stories here**

**What is the worst single consequence of global warming?  
Is Fox News really all that bad?**

Well yeah, but I would’ve picked chicken fingers. Connect the dots. :eek:

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/953 "2017-08-07T22:57:29Z")

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**Go to first new post Men in their 40’s or above, how do you stay attracted to women your own age?  
Would you have sex with a total stranger for money?**

She’s willing to pay me? That’s attractive!

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/954 "2017-08-08T00:23:58Z")

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**Where did the oceans come from?  
Strange flood insurance question**

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/955 "2017-08-08T01:05:05Z")

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**Red sun and red moon  
Impractical and pointless engineering challenges**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/956 "2017-08-08T19:37:20Z")

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\*\*Is anyone else unable to hold a grudge?  
Having a loved one die \*\*

My older brother never let me forget an embarrassing instance he perpetrated upon me. So I had him die.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/957 "2017-08-09T03:07:46Z")

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**Google just wished me Happy Birthday**

**CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - "… and loving it!"**

Hurra!  
:: dances in maple leaf outfit ::  
#imtoosesqui

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/958 "2017-08-09T13:30:19Z")

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**Penn and Teller Fool Us (season four)  
The Beatles were overrated**

If Penn and Teller convinced people The Beatles were overrated, they fooled the entire planet!

**Best things to do with a lot of honey.  
Making chocolate fondue**

A lot of chocolate fondue. Can’t have too much chocolate.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/959 "2017-08-09T17:54:38Z")

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\*\* What is the worst place to be in  
Luxury sub-compact cars?\*\*

You don’t want to be crammed in the back seat on long trips, after the minibar runs out of champagne. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/960 "2017-08-09T21:29:44Z")

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\*\* Could a gorilla tear a human’s head off?  
What is Kim Jong Un’s motivation?\*\*

We stole his bananas?

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