# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/981 "2017-08-14T12:14:12Z")
\*\* Best stitch(es) for a sock monkey? 12 Monkeys (1995) Confusion \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/982 "2017-08-14T14:21:25Z")
\*\*What would happen if North Korea nuked us? Who gets the documents? \*\* _This_ is why North Korea won’t nuke us. Nobody wants to deal with the paperwork. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/983 "2017-08-14T14:25:03Z")
\*\* Why does fusion create so much energy? Delusions Of Grandeur \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/984 "2017-08-14T18:57:09Z")
\*\*Why are there no dinosaur-size land animals today? Delusions Of Grandeur \*\* “Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! I’m the biggest mouse ever! I’m bigger than a dinosaur!” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/985 "2017-08-15T01:21:26Z")
**Who gets the documents?** **Shipping a Package to Mexico** I don’t know who gets the documents, but I bet they’re in Mexico. **How many tons of human nail clippings generated each day in the world.** **Are these the toenails I’m gonna die with?** Not if you keep clipping them. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/986 "2017-08-15T13:13:43Z")
\*\* What’s the most interesting car you saw today? I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.\*\* Went to the vintage Pinto rally, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/987 "2017-08-15T16:00:02Z")
\*\* I got the order of rabies shots mixed up… Do we have any neurologists here?\*\* Uh-oh. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/988 "2017-08-16T01:36:10Z")
**How did Churchill communicate with generals overseas? Amazon Prime Free Shipping** Their empire was on a shoestring budget. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/989 "2017-08-16T12:16:50Z")
\*\* Stop using his name! D B Cooper - still? \*\* Noooo! Don’t use his name!! If you must, say The One Who Jumps. :eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/990 "2017-08-16T13:31:11Z")
\*\* Turing test for women? How to Refer to Father’s Second Wife \*\* It’s not all that funny by itself, but it suggests a scenario to me. One: You may say you’re Dad’s second wife, but to me you’re only a voice on the telephone. You might be a computer for all I know. Two: What do YOU think I am? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/991 "2017-08-17T11:49:16Z")
\*\* Why do Northern Californians get upset about “the 405”? Stop using his name! \*\* This really _is_ why they get upset. It’s the “the” part they don’t like. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/992 "2017-08-17T12:21:08Z")
\*\* How to Refer to Father’s Second Wife Holy Svchost Bob, I got a new computer!!! \*\* Seems a bit formal. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/993 "2017-08-17T18:25:14Z")
**Millennials are killing… The Disappearing Journalist and the Submarine** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/994 "2017-08-17T22:19:27Z")
**Millennials are killing… Terrorist attack in Barcelona** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/995 "2017-08-18T11:04:33Z")
**Anyone else Biden or Bust? What year is it?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/996 "2017-08-18T21:18:00Z")
\*\* How is moderation handled? Pop up ads\*\* “This mod warning is brought to you by Liberty Mutual Insurance.” You know, Ed might just go for it. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/997 "2017-08-18T21:23:47Z")
\*\* Quotation from Xenophon “Even if injected into bloodstream, a virus won’t necessarily take hold”\*\* Famous last words. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/998 "2017-08-19T14:05:16Z")
\*\*Came face-to-face with a possum in my garage; now I got questions Do you have a big nose? \*\* Yes. Next question. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/999 "2017-08-19T17:33:09Z")
\*\*20 pounds of coffee Dinner or Dessert in Two or Less Ingredients. \*\* Sums up my diet in one ingredient ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1000 "2017-08-20T21:26:04Z")
**What’s Up This Weekend? Terrorist attack in Barcelona** Thank you for the invitation. My apologies, but I’ve a previous engagement. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=51)