# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 53

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1041 "2017-09-02T03:09:40Z")

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**There is a gas panic in San Antonio  
Can someone justify this behavior?**

Forget it, Jake, it’s San Antonio.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1042 "2017-09-02T15:08:00Z")

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\*\* dog poop disposal  
how do I make a one gram weight?\*\*

A sensitive scale, and lots of little glassine envelopes. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1043 "2017-09-03T04:33:18Z")

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**What can be done to help Native Americans?  
Forced sterilization**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1044 "2017-09-03T15:31:59Z")

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**Ever tamed a possum?  
How can you get feedback on your writing?**

If there’s lots of chittering and biting, try using fewer adverbs.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1045 "2017-09-03T21:54:53Z")

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**Fire ant rafts in Houston  
Potato as a silencer…?**

They were making this horrid little keening sound, until I began lobbing in the potatoes…😃

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1046 "2017-09-03T23:40:50Z")

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making america great again (

I think Batman should be our national symbol.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1047 "2017-09-04T15:34:50Z")

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**I would like for my remains to be used as a…  
Potato as a silencer…?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1048 "2017-09-04T18:42:50Z")

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**I would like for my remains to be used as a…  
Mystery structure on Rhode Island beach**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1049 "2017-09-05T12:08:06Z")

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\*\*I would like for my remains to be used as a…

Fake e-mail from Apple

\*\*  
Lotta mileage in that “remains” thread title.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1050 "2017-09-05T13:42:37Z")

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**The hazards of common names  
Numbers with common associations**

A common sequential thread

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1051 "2017-09-05T14:38:07Z")

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\*\* I would like for my remains to be used as a…  
A criminal charge for “either A or B”\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1052 "2017-09-05T18:39:56Z")

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\*\*Why the South seceded from the Union

Forced sterilization  
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Ouch!

\*\* I would like for my remains to be used as a…

Student Driver. Who is responsible?  
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Probably the Instructor.

And you’d probably be a better-than-average driver

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1053 "2017-09-05T19:14:47Z")

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Isn’t it time for a new Sequential Threads thread? It’s been nearly a year, now.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1054 "2017-09-05T22:37:13Z")

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**I may have Muslim neighbors  
Should I feel ripped off?**

Depends. How much were you charged for them?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1055 "2017-09-06T12:35:11Z")

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**Dirtiest line I can remember in any mainstream film  
Zuckerkorn v. Hutz**

If you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1056 "2017-09-06T13:45:02Z")

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\*\* I may have Muslim neighbors

Moving. Got Any Advice?  
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Don’t do it. You might like your Muslim neighbors.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1057 "2017-09-06T13:46:03Z")

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\*\* What is your favourite actor/musician doing in on a parallel Earth?  
Popeye’s Accent\*\*

A voice over actor?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1058 "2017-09-07T01:37:52Z")

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\*\* Animals That Hug, Animals That Kiss?  
Maytag repair man required: diagnosis?\*\*

“You’ve been spending way too much time with those animals, ma’am.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1059 "2017-09-07T13:26:45Z")

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\*\* I Liked Lucy, But…  
Again with the annoying commercials!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1060 "2017-09-07T15:02:39Z")

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**I’m accidentally going to San Francisco  
Best foods for farting**

I think you’ll find they prefer more artsy, and less fartsy.

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