# These sequential threads TRUMP everything! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1061 "2017-09-07T19:17:24Z")
\*\*What were your high school’s colors? Cologuard. Yeah. That thing. \*\* No, it’s _Colorguard_, not Cologuard without the first “r” ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1062 "2017-09-08T04:00:53Z")
**People thinking of having children, can you consider the following points?** **They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s going to happen?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1063 "2017-09-08T11:55:51Z")
\*\* The Litter Box Surprise - New and Improved! Tiger, tiger, lying dead / Policeman shot him in the head. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1064 "2017-09-08T15:23:35Z")
\*\*I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. The point of that “I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain” thread ? . . . Hurricane Irma \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1065 "2017-09-08T21:21:04Z")
**Regarding the religious far-right They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)** I’d get to prayin’. Hey, it _might_ work. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1066 "2017-09-08T22:51:36Z")
\*\* I don’t know what to do about work, am I overreacting They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)\*\* I’m not sure it’s possible to _under_-react to your boss wanting to cut off your nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1067 "2017-09-09T03:39:52Z")
**The social reaction to Trump winning reelection in 2020 What the hell is up with the smacking while eating ?** If he starts doing that too, I’ll move to…well, I’ll start a Pit thread. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1068 "2017-09-09T14:18:41Z")
\*\*Discreet Human Behavior… Equifax hacked \*\* It was done discreetly~ \*\*I don’t know what to do about work, am I overreacting They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy) \*\* No, you’re not ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1069 "2017-09-09T14:25:17Z")
**Help me replace all my pants with stretch pants Do You do “fairs”?** “Step right up, see the amazing Stretch Pant Lady. You won’t believe your eyes! Only two bits, one fourth of a dollah…” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1070 "2017-09-11T13:28:40Z")
\*\* They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy) Equifax hacked\*\* You call your nuts “Equifax”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1071 "2017-09-11T13:38:56Z")
**Suggest some lesser known works by famous composers Nights In White Satin** I think that’s a pretty well known work. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1072 "2017-09-11T14:17:30Z")
\*\*What sort of berries are these? what are these berries? \*\* And, while we’re at it, what kind of berries are _these_? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1073 "2017-09-11T21:45:50Z")
**Why are hurricanes structured like galaxies? Stinky water** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1074 "2017-09-11T23:09:17Z")
**Can you ‘streamline’ the US government - without…? Uncontacted Amazon tribes and the morality of the Prime Directive** Uncontacted Amazon tribes can be pretty streamlined. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1075 "2017-09-12T13:27:15Z")
\*\* Name for a literary (or movie) term. Avoiding The N-Word.\*\* Political correctness (or Fuhrmanism?) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1076 "2017-09-12T16:59:03Z")
\*\*They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy) I just don’t know what to do and I feel lost \*\* Can’t say I blame you… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1077 "2017-09-13T13:01:11Z")
**They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy) Nun with a Chainsaw!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1078 "2017-09-13T13:36:17Z")
\*\* Hurricane Irma Nun with a Chainsaw!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1079 "2017-09-13T15:31:35Z")
\*\*Equifax hacked Nun with a Chainsaw! \*\* That’s not how “hacking” works! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1080 "2017-09-13T19:41:42Z")
(This last series is like one of those Klingon proverbs: A hundred throats can be cut in a night by a Nun with a Chainsaw.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399.md?page=55)