# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 56

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1101 "2017-10-12T15:29:29Z")

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\*\*I shaved my balls for this?  
Provocative t-shirts seen  
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1102 "2017-10-12T15:31:01Z")

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**What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?  
How do people survive severe insomnia**

I’ll never be able to sleep again!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1103 "2017-10-15T05:30:51Z")

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\*\*Vulgarity?\*\*Hey! Stop saying McDonald’s, you cretin!  
**Shut the fuck up about McDonald’s Szechuan sauce**

Hey! Stop saying “McDonald’s,” you cretins. Yuck! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1104 "2017-10-17T13:32:29Z")

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**Your State’s Weirdest Official Thingy  
Very Vaguely Creepy Rides Again  
The Church of God-Zillah**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1105 "2017-10-19T04:47:23Z")

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**Where do you keep your toothbrush?**  
**Scotland and the British Empire**

I like to keep mine closer at hand.  
**What steps can anyone take to prevent some people from attending their funeral**  
**Chili… Again**

Yes, it never fails. Eat a big bowl shortly before you die, and they’ll think that smell is your decomposing body.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/1106 "2017-10-30T07:46:26Z")

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**Are there any effective cough suppressants?**  
**Nostalgic, evocative scents**

I’m thinking no.

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