# These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399 "2017-01-28T15:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/141 "2017-02-26T23:10:19Z")

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\*\* “The Affair” is back on Showtime

I know… “they gotta pay their bills…”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/142 "2017-02-27T13:41:39Z")

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\*\* Apocalyptic question  
Is it legal to import dried fruit from Iran?\*\*

“And LO! Lucifer doth appear in the shape of an enormous Dried Fig, and there be wailing, gnashing and lamentations!”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/143 "2017-02-27T15:29:23Z")

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**My first pistol competition. I got applause!  
So lets say I want to build a killer robot  
I solved a 27 year cold case, found my lost uncle.**

Doesn’t that sound like the next Terminator movie?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/144 "2017-02-27T17:56:49Z")

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**Space Oddity, Rocket Man, Spaceman…  
1920s Fad Songs**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/145 "2017-02-27T18:21:04Z")

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**Pre 1950s Celebrities With College Degrees  
In Praise of White Bread**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/146 "2017-02-27T21:21:35Z")

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**Music that scares the crap out of you  
1920s Fad Songs**

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/147 "2017-02-27T21:32:07Z")

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**Building a house – what should I make sure I get at construction time?  
Carpal Tunnel Surgery?**

No, no, build the house _first_, then get the carpal tunnel surgery.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/148 "2017-02-28T12:51:14Z")

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\*\*Do you massage your gums?  
What’s the scam here? (Phone messages)  
\*\*  
They’re not going to massage your “gums”.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/149 "2017-02-28T13:01:15Z")

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\*\*Music that scares the crap out of you

Name this tune…  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/150 "2017-02-28T14:02:34Z")

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\*\* SpaceX to send two tourists around the moon  
“Fly me to the moon” would you go?\*\*

Only if it’s round-trip. And I want free Wi-Fi.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/151 "2017-02-28T17:31:28Z")

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Just now, in MPSIMS:

Trump at dinner - an interesting vignette on the private Trump you don’t see

The vultures are back!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/152 "2017-02-28T21:04:48Z")

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\*\*What words are spelled wrong, in your opinion?

Budget laptop  
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Bujit Lapptopp

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/153 "2017-02-28T23:11:01Z")

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\*\* Lady Dopers- What does the state have to put on the table for you to make more babies?  
Why did “they” decide men can’t wear shorts?\*\*

Not a perfect solution, but it should help…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/154 "2017-03-01T00:08:58Z")

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**What Happened on Morning Joe Thursday?  
St. Louis Jewish Cemetery Vandalized**

Mika Brzezinski is really getting out of control.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/155 "2017-03-01T12:35:59Z")

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\*\* What becomes of “failed” rock stars?

Beer!  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/156 "2017-03-01T13:08:10Z")

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\*\* If Donald Trump is so awful, then…

Why are so many advanced, progressive nations leaning convservative these days?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/157 "2017-03-01T13:19:08Z")

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**Ambian effects  
The vultures are back!**

I was dead asleep.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/158 "2017-03-01T13:37:39Z")

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\*\* Have you ever posted on here drunk?  
Squashing White Bunny Rabbits in Valentine TX on US-90 \*\*

Well, that explains the spelling and grammar mistakes.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/159 "2017-03-01T19:25:38Z")

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Separated by three:

\*\* Is it so uncommon to have a strict grocery budget?

(Un)Common Knowledge  
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-sequential-threads-trump-everything/778399/160 "2017-03-01T19:49:45Z")

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\*\*Why are drones so ugly?

Tiling your floor with pennies.  
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We used up all our pennies on the flooring.

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