# These turkeys can't fly

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**Created:** [November 29, 2024, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-turkeys-cant-fly/1010931 "2024-11-29T12:23:48Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/these-turkeys-cant-fly/1010931/5 "2024-11-29T14:01:59Z")

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The article mentions an eighty-year-old living a ninety-minute snowmobile ride from the nearest town. That sort of very isolated life is well outside what I would want.

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