# TheSpark.com's Purity Test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 1999, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176 "1999-10-13T01:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/1 "1999-10-13T01:36:00Z")
[http://www.thespark.com/puritytest/](http://www.thespark.com/puritytest/) _**[TheSpark.com](http://TheSpark.com)’s Purity Test**_ This thread is an offshoot of Satan’s thread about [TheSpark.com](http://TheSpark.com)’s Death Test. Here’s how I did - what about you guys? The results are in, Big Shooter. You are: **72% Pure!** How others compare: 1% (same as you) 8% (more pure than you) 81% (less pure than you) Vital statistics: 93% held hands 92% kissed 86% french kissed 74% cheated on an exam 72% had sex 55% smoked marijuana 43% cheated in a relationship 23% slept with a married man or woman 22% intentionally burned oneself 20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ – The Man From Sanibel “I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.” – George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/2 "1999-10-13T02:25:00Z")
Here’s mine: The results are in, Big Shooter. You are: **36% Pure!** How others compare: 0% (same as you) 9% (less pure than you) 91% (more pure than you) :::Waiting for the proclamations of respect and devotion::: * * * “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/3 "1999-10-13T02:25:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are: 39% Pure! There have been 3,896,624 tests submitted. To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here. How others compare: 1% (same as you) 11% (less pure than you) 88% (more pure than you) ah, yes, I love being a dirty white girl ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/4 "1999-10-13T02:26:00Z")
today is my day for mistakes…sorry about that stupid middle part ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/5 "1999-10-13T02:34:00Z")
Man, talk about opposite ends of the spectrum… I imagine this score will change after I go to college, though. * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ – The Man From Sanibel “I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.” – George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/6 "1999-10-13T02:38:00Z")
Jazzmine, if there are two of us, it’s likely there are others like us. I move we begin The Dirty White Girls Society. * * * “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/7 "1999-10-13T02:44:00Z")
Hey, if you want, I’ll watch the door at your meetings. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/8 "1999-10-13T02:45:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are: 65% Pure! There have been 3,897,001 tests submitted. To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here. How others compare: 2% (same as you) 32% (more pure than you) 66% (less pure than you) Vital statistics: 93% held hands 92% kissed 86% french kissed 74% cheated on an exam 72% had sex 55% smoked marijuana 43% cheated in a relationship 23% slept with a married man or woman 22% intentionally burned oneself 20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name OK, I’m not sure what the vital statistics mean, but I haven’t done 4 of the things listed. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/9 "1999-10-13T02:53:00Z")
Ok, ChrisCTP, sign me up, too. (For the Dirty White Girls Club.) I tested 35% pure. It’s been an interesting life so far, what else can I say? PR * * * If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/10 "1999-10-13T02:53:00Z")
Shit. 30% Pure! How others compare: 0% (same as you) 5% (less pure than you) 95% (more pure than you) I pray someone is worse than me, I’m really not that bad…usually. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/11 "1999-10-13T02:57:00Z")
45% Pure! There have been 3,897,216 tests submitted. To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here. well shit lol How others compare: 1% (same as you) 20% (less pure than you) 79% (more pure than you) ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/12 "1999-10-13T03:02:00Z")
Chris, let’s jello wrestle to see who gets to be president of the club. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/13 "1999-10-13T03:07:00Z")
Oh, uh, here, jazzmine, let me help you with that jello… ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/14 "1999-10-13T03:22:00Z")
Sanibel, you naughty boy. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/15 "1999-10-13T03:45:00Z")
My purity level is dropping every minute… ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/16 "1999-10-13T03:49:00Z")
Jazzmine, I’m just trying to be helpful and courteous. I’m just curious as to what it’s like being, uh, in a tub of jello, um, with 3 - is it 3? - women, um, wrestling… [blushes] I’ll, uh, be elsewhere on the net… ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/17 "1999-10-13T03:54:00Z")
41% Pure! There have been 3,898,495 tests submitted. To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here. How others compare: 1% (same as you) 13% (less pure than you) 86% (more pure than you) * * * Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/18 "1999-10-13T04:04:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are: 72% Pure! There have been 3,898,602 tests submitted. How others compare: 1% (same as you) 18% (more pure than you) 81% (less pure than you) Vital statistics: 93% held hands 92% kissed 86% french kissed 74% cheated on an exam 72% had sex 55% smoked marijuana 43% cheated in a relationship 23% slept with a married man or woman 22% intentionally burned oneself 20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name ## The other purity test (which can be found on Opal’s page) is longer, but better. I came out even more pure on that one though. And I’m 30. I really need to get out more. “Love given when it is inconvenient is the greatest love of all. Kindnesses that are shared at a high cost to oneself are the most dear.” Don’t know who said it, but I like it. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/19 "1999-10-13T04:32:00Z")
Jazzmine: You’re on, bitch. 😉 * * * “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/20 "1999-10-13T04:54:00Z")
40% pure. Possibly less, but I have no clue what “Have you ever had sex like burning?” means. I guess that means I haven’t done it, though. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176.md?page=2)