# TheSpark.com's Purity Test
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 13, 1999, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176 "1999-10-13T01:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/21 "1999-10-13T05:10:00Z")
86% Pure!
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
4% (more pure than you)
96% (less pure than you)
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“The secret of life is, there ain’t no secret, and you don’t get your money back.”
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/22 "1999-10-13T05:25:00Z")
**32% Pure!**
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
6% (less pure than you)
94% (more pure than you)
Good to know I’m going to make it to 66 in spite of this…
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Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/23 "1999-10-13T05:47:00Z")
> [@](#):
>
> The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
>
> 68% Pure!
> There have been 3,900,429 tests submitted.
> To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.
>
> How others compare:
> 2% (same as you)
> 25% (more pure than you)
> 73% (less pure than you)
Not bad. Purer than most, but with a hint of nastiness. I’ll take it.
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/24 "1999-10-13T05:59:00Z")
For the love of Christ, Satan himself is more pure than me. I guess that lends new meaning to the “Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over” joke.
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/25 "1999-10-13T06:49:00Z")
Especially with a name like “Omniscient”…
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“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/)
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/26 "1999-10-13T07:19:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
48% Pure!
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
25% (less pure than you)
74% (more pure than you)
Sheesh! I didn’t think I was _that_ bad!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/27 "1999-10-13T09:08:00Z")
"The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
42% Pure!
There have been 3,901,767 tests submitted.
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
15% (less pure than you)
84% (more pure than you)"
So, I’m in the top 16% bracket ! Woohoo ! Ah well, it’s not that much of an achivement anyway. I live in Amsterdam 😉
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Coldfire
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“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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### Author:  [@Temujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temujin)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/28 "1999-10-13T10:10:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are: 43% Pure! There have been 3,901,949 tests submitted.
Hmmm. Still a few things left on my to do list …
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### Author:  [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/29 "1999-10-13T12:35:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
74% Pure!
There have been 3,902,546 tests submitted.
I guess I really am boring.
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What more could you expect from somebody who lets people kick him to the head?
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### Author:  [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/30 "1999-10-13T12:36:00Z")
Although I think I should get “bonus” points for being in multiple fist fights.
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What more could you expect from somebody who lets people kick him to the head?
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### Author:  [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/31 "1999-10-13T12:43:00Z")
56% Pure!
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
43% (less pure than you)
55% (more pure than you)
Just your average white boy!
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/32 "1999-10-13T12:48:00Z")
34% Pure!
There have been 3,902,628 tests submitted.
To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
7% (less pure than you)
93% (more pure than you)
I took a 500 question one and came out at a 29%. WOOHOO! This one doesn’t ask the right questions. 🙂
HUGS!
Sqrl
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Move over Satan. 😉 Now there’s something meatier. [http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html)
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/33 "1999-10-13T12:59:00Z")
41% Pure!
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
13% (less pure than you)
86% (more pure than you)
Wow, some of you people must have done something really terrible (fun). I thought I would score much lower on this test.
Here’s a link to the purity test on OpalCat’s Teeming Millions site. This test is a bit longer, 500 questions. I haven’t taken it but it might give you a better sample.
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/purity.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/purity.html)
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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/34 "1999-10-13T13:06:00Z")
Step aside mortals -
25% Pure!
## How others compare: 0% (same as you) 3% (less pure than you) 97% (more pure than you)
\>^,^\<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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### Author:  [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/35 "1999-10-13T13:13:00Z")
31%, oh my, is that bad? My favorite color is pink if that helps.
Beat you again Drain Bead! And I still don’t know what sex like burning is!
So as my friend Los would say…
“We are equally good”
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/36 "1999-10-13T13:40:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
31% Pure!
Ahem…I think I will go repent now.
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### Author:  [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/37 "1999-10-13T14:01:00Z")
Kelli, maybe we should repent together! I’ve never met someone with the same score. Hhhhmmmm…we could do the world a lot of ‘good’ as a team! ~ 😉
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### Author:  [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/38 "1999-10-13T14:04:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
23% Pure!
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
3% (less pure than you)
97% (more pure than you)
Should I be scared??
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/39 "1999-10-13T14:49:00Z")
You’re on Doll…but I gotta tell ya…I had forgotten how much bad stuff I had done.
But I was honest! The question about having sex with someone watching…well, I did, but when we looked up and saw Frankie standing there, we stopped (_after_ I screamed).
When I think about the stuff I _didnt_ do…well, I gotta wonder what the hell missy and diane did to score so low…
Wanna tell us?
Dare ya… 😉
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [October 13, 1999, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thespark-coms-purity-test/15176/40 "1999-10-13T15:00:00Z")
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
69% Pure!
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
23% (more pure than you)
75% (less pure than you)
Good LORD…I need to get out more. Okay, line up, gents…who wants to corrupt me? 😉
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“You have to laugh at yourself, because you’d cry your eyes out if you didn’t.”
-Emily Saliers
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