# "They Call Him Copi! Copi"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [July 6, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510 "2022-07-06T17:01:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/1 "2022-07-06T17:01:56Z")

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For those of you not from the Mississippi River or Great Lakes region, you may be unaware of the an aggressive fish known as the Asian Carp, that’s been fighting its way upriver toward Lake Michigan for years. The Asian Carp is a poor choice for sport fishing. Not only is it excessively bony and difficult to clean, but the fish, which can weigh up to 30 pounds, has the terrifying tendency to leap into boats without warning. Conservation officials have been fighting a losing battle, despite offering a bounty to fishermen, so they’ve decided to try a new tactic.

[Meet the Copi.](https://news.wttw.com/2022/06/22/introducing-copi-fish-formerly-known-asian-carp)

The idea behind renaming the fish is to encourage consumer demand. Carp species in general have a poor reputation for taste because most of them are bottom feeders. The Asian Carp - excuse me - Copi feeds on plankton, and is said to have a mild taste more like cod Officials hope commercial processors will use it in foods like fish patties.

Renaming disgusting fish has been done before. Patagonian toothfish became Chilean seabass and Slimehead was rebranded as orange roughy.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/2 "2022-07-06T17:07:40Z")

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That beats their other suggestion, “Mr Tibbs”.

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/3 "2022-07-06T17:08:33Z")

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Thanks _so much_ for the earworm. 😃

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/4 "2022-07-06T18:24:19Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> The Asian Carp is a poor choice for sport fishing. Not only is it excessively bony and difficult to clean, but the fish, which can weigh up to 30 pounds, has the terrifying tendency to leap into boats without warning.

The jumping is actually what makes them attractive for a certain kind of fishing: archery

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WQl9CWM5fY4/hqdefault.jpg "BowFishing Asian Carp on the Illinois River") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQl9CWM5fY4)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/5 "2022-07-06T19:08:48Z")

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They call him Copi! Copi!  
Faster than lightning!  
No one you see  
Is Smarter than he…

And the Copi  
Lives in a world full of wonder  
Under the …uh … River.

Heck, it worked when they rebranded the **Patagonian Toothfish** as **Chilean Sea Bass.**"Patagonian toothfish sounds like it’s gonna bite you. Or else as if you’re gonna spend hours picking its teeth out of your mouth.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/6 "2022-07-06T19:20:21Z")

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When fishing for these guys I like to set up a little shanty on the riverbank.

I call it my Copi cabana.

mmm

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/7 "2022-07-07T02:57:19Z")

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A rose by any other name would have as many bones.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/8 "2022-07-07T15:34:45Z")

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Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cleaning, I’ll do my part 😋🍴 🐟

> **[Invasive Carp Clobber Local Catfish in Taste Test](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/invasive-carp-clobber-local-catfish-in-taste-test/)**
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> Last October, the infamous silver carp beat catfish in a cross-cultural blind taste test conducted by our research team at the University of Missouri.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/9 "2022-07-07T15:39:59Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Copi … is said to have a mild taste more like cod

They should have called it ‘river cod’ then.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/10 "2022-07-07T15:41:19Z")

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A three-hour drive each way to hunt carp near Peoria.

Sounds like a dream excursion.

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/they-call-him-copi-copi/967510/11 "2022-07-07T17:21:12Z")

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Funny you should mention, the only place I’ve seen copi is … the Illinois River while driving to Peoria.
